↖🤟😡

🎈🎈🎊

Darth Peggy has no balls

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

░▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█▀▀██▐███▀▀██▐████
█░░█▌████░░█▌█████
█░░░▀▀▀▀░░░░▀▀▀▀░█
█░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░█
█░░░░░█░░░░░░█░░░█
░█░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░█
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░░░▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

Hey champ, it seems we became friends....do not get excited. I have a million friends, and only did this to get you to double digits. Some tell me I am too giving, but the only thing I will be giving you advice. You do not have to take it, but you should unless you want me as a step-father...but you should want that too. I will give you 5 bucks for the arcade as I pound your mom. Get the high score or do not come home. Do not come home anyway, because I already got the highest score which is your mom. Garbage in the garbage. Good luck in 9th grade.

🐳 ❖ 📀 ❖ 🌳 ❖ 🌂 ❖ 💄 ❖ 💚 ❖ 🎽 ❖ 🎁 ❖ 🏓 ❖ ⛳ ❖ 🍆 ❖ 😺 ❖ 🎫 ❖ 🐊
Mulder: Well, I may not have the X-Files, Scully, but I still have my work, and I still have you...

"The X-Files: Little Green Men"

Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom.
He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.
Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust.

"The X-Files: Wetwired"
👳 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🌏 ❖ 🔋 ❖ 👹 ❖ 🚕 ❖ 👑 ❖ 🚘 ❖ 🎈 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 🐠 ❖ 📗 ❖ 👾 ❖ 🥞

die chmo

Hi bro, I can give my Dragonclaw Hook for all your acranas and immortals so if you ok just send me a trade offer. And please don't add me to friends , trade link is in my profile

Joe and myself anit going to no ♥♥♥♥ lan

useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEEDS then calls gg

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Fie ca Lumina Invierii sa iti aduca sanatate,fericire,oua ,lapte,sarmale,Lumina şi căldura Paştelui să ne încălzeasca sufletele, să ne lumineze minţile, să ne deschidă inimile spre iubire, credinţa şi iertare.esti cea mai mare curva. Să fim mai buni, să ne bucurăm din plin de frumuseţea tuturor lucrurilor care ne înconjoară şi să dăruim iubire celor dragi.

You're gross to look at.

yo u wanna play a coop mission