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A guy gets ☺horny☺ on his first day aboard a pirate ship
So he goes up to the captain and asks "What do you guys use when you get ☺hornyy☺?"
The captain says: "There's a barrel over there with a h○le in it; we use that".
Guy: "Great when can I use it?♂♫"
Captain: "You can use it any day of the week, except Tuesday♪♪".
Guy: "Why not Tuesday?¿"
The captain grinned♫ and said: "Cause that's your day in the ♂♂barrel♂♂."

POST THIS ON 30 DIFFERENT SHIPS OR ELSE IT'LL BE YOUR DAY IN THE ♥♂♥BARREL♥♂♥

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦
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👻👻👻 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼️‼️😂 if u don't ❌❌ send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜

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>The one and only

Hi yes I'd like to dispute that claim

THESE ARE NEITHER AFRICAN AMERICANS NOR ARE THEY BLOODS AND CRIPS....THEY ARE HEBREW ISRAELITES (THE REAL JEWS) THUS SAITH THE MOSTHIGH THOU SAITH THE HOLY BIBLE THE MOSTHIGHS CHOSEN PEOPLE FITTING ALL THE CURSES IN DEUTERONOMY 28: 1-68 (READ IT)
HOSEA 4:6 MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROY ED FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE BE CAUSE THOU HAST REJECTED KNOWLEDGE, I WILL ALSO REJECT THE, THAT THOU SHALL BE NO PRIEST TO ME, SEEING THAT THOU HAST FORGOTTEN THE LAW OF THY POWER ,I WILL ALSO FORGET THY CHILDREN

A man was out enjoying a nice afternoon walk in the sunshine, when he came across a young girl sitting next to the lake, crying.
"What's the matter?" The man asked.
"Mummy and daddy... They were arguing, and, and... Daddy crashed the car into the lake..." The little girl sobs.
The man sighed, and began to unbuckle his belt. "Not your lucky day today, is it? ♥"

♥♥♥SEND THIS TO 37 OTHER PEOPLE OR ELSE IT WON'T BE YOUR LUCKY DAY♥♥♥

'IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦💦cummies💦💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten 💦💦
10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅''

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When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.

! ~~ copy paste this to 5 other friends to end this sexist profiling ~~ !

Avoid this 1-7 trash player like you avoid cancer! Dude ur an idiot if u think that last game was lost cus of me. If i got warpath it wouldnt make us automatically win. We sitll had no disables or stuns.I see you wanna keep coming at me with that disrespect, so I sent you a friend request for a 1v1, accept it so I can destroy you. /v/ using fagfar

Avoid this 1-7 trash player like you avoid cancer! Dude ur an idiot if u think that last game was lost cus of me. If i got warpath it wouldnt make us automatically win. We sitll had no disables or stuns.I see you wanna keep coming at me with that disrespect, so I sent you a friend request for a 1v1, accept it so I can destroy you. /v/ using fagfar

Avoid this 1-7 trash player like you avoid cancer! Dude ur an idiot if u think that last game was lost cus of me. If i got warpath it wouldnt make us automatically win. We sitll had no disables or stuns.I see you wanna keep coming at me with that disrespect, so I sent you a friend request for a 1v1, accept it so I can destroy you. /v/ using fagfar

Avoid this 1-7 trash player like you avoid cancer!

Dude ur an idiot if u think that last game was lost cus of me. If i got warpath it wouldnt make us automatically win. We sitll had no disables or stuns.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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please remove this avatar تَكْبِير

A child said to his Mom "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then, she regretted what she had done, and crying said to her child, "Please open your eyes",But it was too late,his tiny heart had stopped beating. When she walked into her bedroom,The sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY"

Copy and paste this for 1 hour if your against child abuse

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “you mah ♥♥♥♥♥”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for your homey,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for your bottom ♥♥♥♥♥,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the ♥♥♥♥♥ you ride with and you die with

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘you mah ♥♥♥♥♥’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a true ♥♥♥♥♥.

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Guten tag, meine kameraden! My name is Hans Ishii. I'm a 33 year old Japanese teutonophile (German culture fan for you foreigners). I drink beer and yodel in the Japanese Alps, and spend my days practicing the hammered dulcimer and enjoying superior German passtimes (nationalism, working, and beer consumption).

I drink with my German beer stein every day, this superior mug is capable of holding exactly one liter of the finest Bavarian stout. I earned my drinking license two years ago and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Saxonian and Bavarian dialect. I know everything about German history and the Wehrmacht penal code, which I follow 100%.I hope I can become a holocaust scholar for the University of Hamburg!

I own several lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Deutschland, so I can fit in easier. I speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

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what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I sure as ♥♥♥♥ wonder when the national guard is gonna quarantine your plague ridden ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, better yet carpet bomb it until nothing is left u ♥♥♥♥♥

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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>sing joins kaipi
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hey qt ;)

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