Some of my favourite quotes:

TomHoppo: You're obsessed with watching the sun rise!
Me: Well I did build an entire room just for it.
Kiko: Did you build a room to watch the sunset?
Me: Nah, Thats where the death room is.

Viper: RAINBOWS DON'T HAVE SOUND!!

Smooth (Playing Darksiders):
You'll appreciate this
Im voicing my own war
Hes Russian
and makes wisecracks
*Finishing a demon* - "Go to hyell!"
*Beat down an angel* - "You're Grounded!"
In Soviet Russia, War fights YOU!

Viper: Duck...Can we just...sdsoniogs....adgueunl...(intelligable muttering)
Me: Viper?
Viper: Sorry i kinda fell asleep mid sentence so i couldnt finish it.