Weed Jesus was born in a barn, many people visited him from all over the country.
The Wise Men brought him 3 gifts.
The first Wise Man brought him a bong, so he could blow the fattest clouds in all the lands.
The second Wise Man brought him the finest grinder of them all, so he could grind the finest Sativa.
The Last Wise Man brought him the holiest herb in all the land grown from the garden of Eden.

bet decol reads this out...