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Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun. XOXOXO

imma have to ♥♥♥♥ you down

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wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started playing video games. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Absolutely legendary character. First met this top bloke playing some counter strike and wow what a wanker was my first thought. I played a few more games and realised he was a really chill dude and funny as heck (ladies if you are interested I'm sure he'd love to chat). He will play whatever game for fun or competitively and is just someone you need in your team for any reason imaginable. End of the day he's just a guy being a dude. 10/10 would play games again. (Also once again if you ladies are interested NOWS YOUR CHANCE!!!

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Hey babe *kisses you*

10/10 now

very good anime person 9/10

+rep, nice person
can you send me a friend request?

there are too many of them, what are we going to do

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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a♥♥♥♥♥♥ He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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I ♥♥♥♥ myself [OC]
So guys, it's happened. I ♥♥♥♥ myself in the middle of the hall. Everyone was staring at me, then the smell hit and they either puked or ran the ♥♥♥♥ away. A few even passed out from the toxic stench. I should mention that I didn't just ♥♥♥♥ myself. It was more of a fecal explosion. It sounded like a bomb went off too. There's not much else to tell besides I'm moving as far away as possible from this school so nobody will recognize me. I just hope it doesn't happen again at the new school.

After a good game in DBD, i added him because he like like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great DBD and most importantly true friendship.


I invited him to my house for a DBD party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.


When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy.

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