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Is that the game where I can eat fungus, turn everything into whiskey, including enemies and even myself???
THE BEST GAME EVER MADE!!! 100/10

This is an amazing utility to bring live to Windows wallpapers. It has so many features, but it is also as easy as it can be.

This masterpiece is so underrated. I know, some people don't like programming, someone hates chemistry, but god, this game amazingly combines it. Also, it has a good (or, at least, not boring) storyline, nice design solutions and freedom for a programmer.

Buy this game. I promise, you won't regret.

This story is amazing. I really like it. I can see that fans created this project with a soul. Strongly recommend to play this masterpiece.

Pluses:
Originally game (at least it is not typical shooter like Counter-Strike or typical RPG like DOTA)
Big potential
Have a nice co-op
It is educational game
Really good graphis and optimization
Minuses:
After you'll complete campaign and co-op, game will not be so interesting and funny
Haven't a multiplayer (but I don't know, how multiplayer even possible in this game)

P.S Best game from Valve team

What have you just said? They've added a farting minecart?

OMGOMGOMG BEST GAME EVER 10/10 IGN!

Minuses:
Old game engine for these days
Old Fashioned, cartoon graphics
This game have a lot of OP (overpowered) weapons: Black Box, Short Curcuit, Loch-N-Load, Tide Turner, Baby's Blaster
This game is REALLY HARD to play cause you need: a) good team, b) way to win, c) just luck
It is impossible to use this game for relaxing
Pluses:
NO DONATION
BIG POTENTIAL
VERY FUNNY, EMOTIONAL GAME
Have a 9 classes for your choise, any class can be your favorite
Contain multiplayer and co-op

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Nostalgic
With Physics
Nice Water
HD Texture Pack that contains new textures and weapon sounds
Allow you to play Half-Life: Deathmatch
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Atmosphere was way better on GoldSource game engine
Bugs (for instanse, i've lost reload sounds for some weapons when installed HDTP)

OMG! This game is a pure magic. Best game of 2013 year!

This game is the biggest tumor on game industry of 2010s. And if you disagree about that - ask yourself: "What thing in this game worth my time?".

Graphics? Hell no, todays visual state of this game is ultimately bad even for 2012.
Gameplay? This aspect didnt change since 1999, and CS 1.6 was crap itself. No stealth, NPC communications, environment impact, et cetera.
Fair play? PFFFFF. Do you really need to read about how VAC is bad one more time?
Donation-free? At the first look it may look like that, but later you surely will meet one stupid major, who bought a knife for 1000$ and proud of it, because he is absolute loser and awful person in real life.
Is it inetest to play? No, its completely boring.
Story? lack2018.avi
Soundtrack? Vide supra.
Community? Very unfriendly bunch of stupid 10-years-old kids, who will use their bad mic to scream at you at every damn opportunity.
Training system? Outdated as hell.

So why is this game even quite popular, why people even play it, if play equals to lose time without any benefit? I dont get it!