Welcome 👋 back ⬅ to Bottom ⬇ Gear ⚙ Mates ❤👅💋

Tonight 🌑 on 🔛, gear ⚙

Cars 🚘

I 👁 still 🤞🙌 my stupid 📖🚫 neighbours 😅 Ford 🚙 Focus 🔎

Hammond 🐭 gets 🔟 kidnapped 👊👋👥 by drug 💊💉 lords 😇 in Cambodia 🇰🇭

And James 🦊 gives 🎁 into the voices 🗣

This weeks 🗓📆 sponsors 💰 is Bosé yeah ✅, check ✔ them out right 👌 proper 🎩 headphones 🎧

Hi 👋 on 🔛⤴ Top 🔝 Gear ⚙🔩🔧 ♥♥♥♥ 👉 cars 🚗

Jams 🔊 my fellow 👯 Colleague 🏫 Object 👈 of the Bottom 🍑🍆💦 Gear ⚙ Team 🐒

I 👁 miss 😭 my wife 👩💦😍

Okay 👌🏻 lads 😎, now it's time ⏰ for the news 📰

look 👀 at this car 🚗 mates 💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

When ⏰ this baby 👶 hits 👊 141 Kilometers per 💨 hour 😞😳 yer 🚑 you're gonna 👉 see 👀 some serious 😐 ♥♥♥♥♥ 💩😒 mate ❤👅💋

Blimey, the shpeed's giving 🎁 me a roight 🏃 proper 👌 aneurysm 😲😖, gettin' 💯 real 💯 hard 🍆💦 to drive 🚦 the cah ⁉ mate ❤👅💋

stig will now drive 🚗💨 the fast ⚡💔🈯 car 🚗🚘🚕

*unidentifiable burping sounds 🔊*

Tonight 🌚 we have an exloosive look 👁 on 🔛 the cyber 🙅‍♂️-

Stig crashed 📉💀😭 James 👨

*muffled 🔊 screaming 😱*

*inhales 👃👀👱*, oi 😂✋👉 James 💯 mate ❤👅💋 you 👈 got 🍸 to perform 🅱 the exhalation 🙆‍♂️💨 of this rare 🍀 crack 💉 cocain

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I'm 💘 dabbing 👌💯 on 🔛 them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍩 hates 😡🐓 James 🦊

Olright mates ❤👅💋 listen 👂 to this yeah ✅

*james 🕺💅👨 playing 🎮 a sad 😭 flute 🍆💦😜 solo 😂😏🎸*

HAMMOND 🐭, help 👃🏾🆘⛲ me I'm 👌 above 🔝 your 👉 house 🏠 mate ❤👅💋

our challenge 🏋🏿 today 📅⚙: buy 💸 car 🚗 for 823¥ and drive 🚦 from wigan to north 🇰🇵 korea 🇰🇷

That's ✔ a bit 😁 shtewpid innit 🙄

Hammock 🌀♠, Hammock 🍆 look 👀 at this car 🚗 I 👁 just got 🉐 for 20 🔳 quid 🦑

How about 💦 we rev 🚘😥 one 😤 for the lads 👍😎 watching ⌚?

*crash 💥 sounds 🔊*

I 👁 think 🤔❓ I 👁 revved one 😤 too much 🔥 I 👁 hope 🙏 we're insured

Oi 🅱 blokes 😠 exhaust 👳 foome taste 👅💦 kinda 🙅 funny 😃 yeah 🙌

Hammond 🐭 idiot 😜 broke 🚫 car 🚘 crash 💥 in field 🖼 agai n 🅾?

Hamme oi 🅱 we need 😩 more boofé yeah ✅

I'm 💘 adic ted ❗

Bottom ⬇ Gear ⚙ the game 🎮 comming to the console 🎮 in 20 🔳 Minutes ⏰

This is the new 👌 Lambo 🏎 Middle 🖕 I 👁 was telling 🗣 you 👈 about 🤔💭 Jam 🔊

Don't 🚫 care 💅 mate 💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Cocku

Today 📅 we will be rev 🚘😥-

Today 📆 we will be r 🅾🅱-

Today 📅 we will r 🅰-

♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦

2001 Chevy 🚙😍 Highlander

She 👩 took 👫🤜 the bluddy kids 👶 Jermy

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👀🍆💦 Hammock 🥰💕💐

*inhales 👃👀👱*

'ery 🍆 noice 👈🏿

Don't ❌ care 💅 mate 💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩