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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you what. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain
DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY!
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i decree ownership of these lands
Let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Mclane and I consider myself to be a nice guy. Sure, I can't prove that I'm nice but I can promis that I wouldn't treat you the way 90% of men do, by objectifing and telling you to make sandwiches. No I am a nice guy, not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Although this relationship would be online over skype and within steam games I will tell you about how I dress so you can picture my looks. I'm 6' tall, I have combed back hair (like a man of the 1950s), I wear a shirt on all occasions because its easy to wear them, I mostly wear black and red as they are symbols of power, my facial features are symetrical which means I'm one of the better looking people in this world. If you are interested in dating then please be my gf.
Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack
Move black girls cause, man, ♥♥♥♥ it, I'll do either
I love ♥♥♥♥♥, I love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude, I should be runnin' PETA
In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery
This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
My ♥♥♥♥ is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird like ♥♥♥♥♥ with hard R
Fly like the logo on my cousin's four forty
Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like toe jam
I RUN THESE STREETS