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𐂃 22 Apr, 2018 @ 5:57am

♥♥♥♥♥ dead

Messorem 23 Jun, 2017 @ 7:31am

+rep let me borrow his urethra for a night

molly 16 Aug, 2016 @ 4:04am

omg you are such a great couple..he even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up whole ur comments..schast'e da lyubov' (HAPPIENESS AND LOVE TO YOU BOIS)

Messorem 13 Jan, 2016 @ 11:37pm

ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ˢᵒ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵒ⋅ ᴰᵒᶰᵗ ᵗʳʸ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᶰᵗᶦᶰᵘᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵘʳᵗ ˢᵒᵒᶰ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ⋅ ᵂʰʸ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵒᵖ﹖⋅⋅⋅⋅ᵍᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᵇʳᵒ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᵉˣᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉᶰᵗ⋅ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶫʳᵉᵃᵈʸ﹗ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʷᵃᶰᶰᵃ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵘᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ﹖⋅⋅⋅ʷᵉᶫᶫ ᵒᵏ, ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᶰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵃˢᵗᶦᶰᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵗʳᵉˢˢᶦᶰᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ ᵗʰᵒ

Messorem 13 Jan, 2016 @ 11:35pm

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Messorem 13 Jan, 2016 @ 11:33pm

ALWAYS make sure to shave because ✌️ the last time we let a bush in our lives it did 9/11 ✈️

Messorem 13 Jan, 2016 @ 11:33pm

A wild Booty has appeared!
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Watcha gonna do bout' it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A) *Slap dat Booty*
B) No-scope it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
C) Feed it Doritos ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼
D) Run (Ya ♥♥♥♥♥)

Messorem 13 Jan, 2016 @ 11:32pm

I sexually Identify as a ＬＡ̕͏͜Ｍ̴̨̀͠Ｂ̨͘͟͝͝Ｏ̴͟͢͠ＲＧＨＩＮＩ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ＤＲＩＶing ＵＰＨＥＲＥＩＮＴＨＥＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤＨＩＬＬＳ. People say to me that a person being a ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ is Impossible and I’m ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ but I don’t care, I’m this ＮＥＷＬＡＭＢＯＲＧ̡͏͏Ｈ̡͢Ｉ̨͡ＮＩＨＥＲＥ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 ＮＥＷ bookshelves and ２０００ｎｅｗｂｏｏｋｓ on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ＮＥＷＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩＨＥＲＥ” and respect my right to ＤＲＩＶＥＵＰＨＥＲＥＩＮＴＨＥＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤＨＩＬＬＳ. If you can’t accept me you’re a ＬＡＭＢＯphobe and need to check your ̡ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ

Messorem 13 Jan, 2016 @ 11:31pm

Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life.

Messorem 13 Jan, 2016 @ 11:25pm

forgive english, i am Russia.
I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

𐂃 8 Dec, 2015 @ 7:48pm

This is another ugly dude who just can't accept that genetically I look better than you. You know, even if you hit the gym, you won't have a face like mine. I didn't ask for these looks, this is just something that came because my two parents decided to ♥♥♥♥. They didn't know what kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ son they were going to have. I didn't know I was going to look this great. Being handsome is an accident. I call being attractive a mutation, more people are ugly than good looking. Don't be mad at me cause your fat ass sucks. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bobbin' for no reason, and they're ugly. That's why you bobbin' me, cause you're ugly! Do you understand that? You have no other reason to hate, besides that I look better than you.