You probably know who i is if not then your life must be very boring
If you know anyone who goes by Dr. Professor Patrick, Dr. Garrett, or gyrode thats probably who i am, or maybe its some jelous poser who is not as great as me.
Maybe one day youll achive my level of greatness. a great place to start is to add me as friend
Now that im done being modest and humble you peasants can leave

They told me that all the fat people would get healthy after they started pushing all this diet crap on everybody and guess what? IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING -Philosipher