Recent reviews by nummy din-dins

I am having an absolute blast with this game, but that is mostly because I'm having few performance issues with my current setup. The game is buggy, multiple scripted animations are entirely broken, and the AI is dodgy at best. The world feels surprisingly empty, the driving is poor, and the narrative is engaging as all hell. I have not sunk hours into a game with it feeling like nothing quite like this in a very long time, it scratches the Bethesda RPG itch, but I can't in good conscience recommend that you buy this game in its current state unless you are accustomed to buggy open world RPGs and have a quality PC.

This game has a story that is hard to follow, and I'm not sure if it has one at all. The difficulty can be absolutely crushing, and it often forces you into situations that you are simply not equipped for. I even had to start over an entire chapter due to a game-breaking bug that caused it to crash when I loaded my save.

And I loved every second of it.

This game may be the most immersive, atmospheric, downright terrifying games I've ever played. The sound design is flawless. Every step, every noise had me in genuine fear for what would come next. This game does not paint you as a hero, who can strike down hoards of enemiesin a single blow. If you don't conserve your ammo and be cautious, this game will beat your ass. The combat is superb. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, narrowly escaping death by the hand of creatures that were the stuff of nightmares.

I recommend this game to absolutely everybody who likes horror, atmospheric adventures, or wants to see if they like either of those things. 9/10

Lemmy Kilmister is immortalized in this game as a bass playing necromancer. \m/ /10

The noodle-arm at the home screen made me giggle. Noodle/10.

BioShock Infinite is an amazing game. Buy it. The graphics and lighing are gorgeous. The story is deep, involved, and the ending will blow your brain out of the back of your skull. It's like Skyrim with guns. 10/10.