Recent reviews by K.j ♡

The sound of bloons popping has now been engraved into my soul, i cannot see a balloon in real life without getting the urge to throw a sharp object at it, the pings of purple bloons fill my nightmares.

10/10

a cool concept with relatively funny gameplay, but because of how overpowered the bigger pieces are in combat, it completely loses any strategy or fun in the "chess" element of the game. no matter what you do in the chess aspect of the game, if you lose the 1v1, you lose the piece.

forked a queen? nope, you lost the shooter 1v1 because the queen has better abilities so you lose your knight.
its silly because it means the best strategy to win is to just walk your king through the centre of the board until you eventually 1v1 the enemy king, then you either win the 1v1 and win or just, lose.

cool on paper but definitely poor execution.

a very good game, definitely more fun to play survivor more often than not but its super satisfying actually beating good survivors and getting to rank 1 for the first time. 9/10 game

-sincerely, a no mither self care gamer

its ok

Hundreds of hours of storyline gameplay, a game i truly enjoyed to the very end.
The sacrifice broke me.

Although sadly the game starts to stagnate after you've finished the star chart, and all of its quests.
100%ing this game would likely take thousands of hours.
Warframe is a game i'd recommend to anyone, it's basically Destiny, except better in every way, with new content constantly streaming in. It's a free game with more potential than most of the £40+ games i've come across. Don't be discouraged by the DLC, or let anyone tell you this game is pay to win, as everything in the game can be aquired fairly easily without throwing any money at the game.

9/10

Truly a beautiful and in depth game.

Beautiful storytelling and graphics style make this game different to anything like it, with endless world exploration, bosses and loot to keep you occupied chasing the stars and becoming a robot space ninja cowboy with a monopoly on potato farming. A game i am truly happy with finishing the story line, and keeping me occupied even after the main story is finished.

8/10

Amazing heist gameplay like nothing i've seen in any other game. This game can keep you occupied for hours, whether you're cooking meth or stealing diamonds. Combat is always fun in Payday, Its like Left 4 Dead, except the zombies have a wife and children. Try to avoid hackers in this game, as it usually only spoils the leveling system and makes your progress feel meaningless.

8/10

Its ok

Endless hours of robo-blasting fun times, just watch out for newly-added OP AF weaponry and wallet-crippling updates!

TF2 is a timeless and really endlessly fun FPS game, i really enjoy it,
I have put countless hours into TF2 and have always loved to play it.

Try not to catch the hat insanity, it is truly not a brilliant disease.

plz gibe me hats gabe <3