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My discord is KittyMontoya#7908
Why? It opens up a number, at least 10 when I checked, of connections to various points on the internet which have no purpose in running the game. They are only there so the vendor can spam you with advertising, track you, or for other unspecified activities.
As such, I can NOT recommend this game.
Upsetting to see so many negative reviews complaining about conflicts with muscle memory from the new UI. One would expect a DF veteran to be capable of navigating a menu to rebind their hotkeys, but apparently that is not the case. If you're reading this and disagree, just toggle the "keyboard cursor" option in the game settings.
If you're wondering how it feels to play this game, go watch the initial Erebor scene from the first hobbit movie (the only good thing to come from that trilogy besides Smaug). That's exactly how it feels to play.
If you've heard of this game before, you've probably heard that its incredibly hard, or it has a very steep learning curve. 90% of that curve came from the archaic UI that the game had, which, while very functional, was not very easy to learn. Now the onboarding experience is a lot easier, with ingame tutorials and help section
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Baku: lemme get uhhhhhhhhh.. BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2 liter of coke
Schnitzel: ♥♥♥♥ kinda pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE we got 1L tho
Baku: ♥♥♥♥ you mean B? ight look lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S
Schnitzel: uh? pizza dont got bone on it
Baku: tf did i just say then
Schnitzel: u said LEMME GET IT BONELESS like pizza got a damn bone in it
Baku: yall got bones in ya ♥♥♥♥ then
Schnitzel: nah
Baku: So what's the problem?
Schnitzel: D IC K HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it
Baku: j u s t d o n t p u t t h e m s h i t s i n m y p i z z a b r u h how many times i gotta say it
Schnitzel: bruh jus explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless?
Baku: if it dont got bone in it iss BONELESS
Schnitzel: son what school u go to
Baku: dawg i dont understand the problem just make my ♥♥♥♥ b o n e l e s s DEADASS
Schnitzel: Im deadass not making this pizza
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☐ Good
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☐ Bad
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☐ MS-DOS
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☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
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☐ Teens
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☑ All
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☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
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☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
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☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
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☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
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