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That's your profile, you piece of ♥♥♥♥. That's what you're worth. You can't win, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you don't want to play, why do you keep playing this game, you piece of ♥♥♥♥? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer, I hope your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children die.

I've got a pizza delivery for Tanka Jahari. I am Tanka Jahari and I would never order a whole pizza for myself. I mean I'll take it, but you guys have to believe me I would never order a whole pizza just for myself. Its like totally not mine, but I am Tanka Jahari. Just so you guys believe me. It's not my pizza. I would never eat a whole pizza by myself. I would never even eat it. But I'm not gonna like, I'm not gonna waste food.

Ah you want the pizza connection theory. You see, in the apocalyptic world of The Road, the one thing that keeps the father and son going is their undying dream of finding a whole pizza to share - a symbol of hope in a hopeless world. This pizza represents not just food, but also the idea of community and civilization - something that is sorely lacking in this bleak landscape. In essence, the Road (or search for a pizza) is a metaphor for the human experience, with food being the key to both survival and happiness.

Give it to me instead so I can gamble it for Crack money

Just ♥♥♥♥ myself