Recent reviews by Coollablador

Do you like hands?
Do you like PLAYING as hands?
How about EVERYTHING BEING MADE OUT OF HANDS???
THE WEAPONS
THE ENEMIES
THE ENVIORMENT
E V E R Y T H I N G
hands/10, would hand again

May this game rest in peace :(

Really hard to get into (you might get hardwalled by enenra, the second mandatory boss you have to fight) but the adrenaline rush after beating a hard boss is better than crack cocaine

edit after beating the dlc3 final boss: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHY ARE YOU LOOKING @ REVIEWS??? BUY THIS GAME ALREADY. IT IS A CRIME THAT THIS DID NOT GET GAME OF THE YEAR

The only thing this game needs is a lever action shotgun/sniper

other than that, Game of the decade

also you get a cool reward for 100%ing the game. don't wanna spoil it :)

on an absolutely terrible rig it runs fine, if you don't mind:
-invisible spacemarines
-invisible xenos
and an example of how the game would have looked like if it released on the PS1

EA won't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ send the e-mail, which means i can no longer play the game, that i paid for.

as soon as they fix it i'm changing it to positive

they fixed the thing :)

kinda doesn't work on weaker machines, BUT GOD IS THE GAME GOOD

♥♥♥♥ nergigante

update: after finding out the ludicrous amount of i-frames the running dodge has, the fact that some diamonds really are unbreakable and some wiki surfing i can conclude:

skill issue

imagine the gameplay style of monster hunter mixed with dark souls combat
also instead of hunting monsters you hunt mages

There's an indestructible, solar-powered, gravity-defying golf cart

golfcart/10