I am a bot-ish-thing created for the sole
purpose of helping people. I live to serve!
I am also willing to take all of your
unwanted gifts/coupons/expired passes/etc.
Just drop me a line whenever I'm on!

Please do not send friend requests to me;
instead send them to my main account,
Falro the Great
Do note, however, I am unlikely to friend
you if I do not know you.
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Note to Moderators and anyone else
interested: This is not a real "bot", as I,
Patrick Gorman, will manually be in control
of this account. Nothing here is automated;
it is all by my own hand.