"Se ti senti solo te la puoi pure chiavare in culo"
Synergo, 2019

piselli esterrefatti puzzano su disco di platino

+rep nice guy, he carried me in fortnite, we were flying on lasanga wtf

mamma mia francesco!!!!!!!!!!!

This psychopath whips egg whites BY HAND.
Run for your life if you spot him around ANY kitchen utensil what the ♥♥♥♥.

"Forget the Lotus, Grineeeeeeeeer are your masters. Submit for mercy."

How to play like Apex like this man, step by step:

- Start looking for match with a premade, hoping the 3rd guy isn't a complete dumbass
- Complain about bad RNG: still has no heirloom
- Match found! The other teammate is chinese
- ezgame.wav
- Instalock Revenant. Game plan is to mash Z, Q in, die 3v1, blame team for not pushing
- Message pops up in team chat: HELLO MY NAME IS IKUN
- Visible confusion, but it's the start of a beautiful camaraderie
- Random drop, average loot. Time to execute plan
- Die.
- Teammate is a beast and carries HARD
- Didn't win, still gained points despite surviving ~13 seconds
- Add IKUN and invite him often

This works beautifully! He gained several ranks since he met his best teammate yet!

KON KALMA

Would you really trust a Yoshimitsu player? The same Tekken character that has a move where he stabs his own abdomen with a katana AND STARTS SPINNING?

Yeah no, stay the everloving ♥♥♥♥ away from this guy.

KON KALMA

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him in the face. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

KON KALMA

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KON KALMA

Senti va beh tutto ma il Reaper no eh.

CON KALMA

KON KALMA

Dude, honestly...
How THE **** did you manage to LOSE AN ARK?

I don't even... ugh

Kon Kalma

I forgor

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Gay Porn
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅BhopScript
⠀└⠀✅Aimlock
⠀└⠀✅TriggerBot
⠀└⠀✅Wallhack

KON KALMA

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KON KALMA

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep Sparito per un mese, non sa più giocare a ToS: claima GF da BG e trolla.

UNO SCUDO È QUI PER TE!

+rep Sorcerer main, tira palle di neve sui muri e poi va afk.

KONNNN CALMA

Beh, Edd, io non posso fare altro che starmene qui a innaffiare. Però, quanto a te, quanto a quel che non puoi fare che tu, per te qualcosa da poter fare dovrebbe esserci.

-rep JJ SMASH

+rep <3

Nice Person to chat and play with!

TRAPS ARE NOT GAY

BonziKill ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your pc, throw it away.

MOE

+Rep Big Band main

-rep Skullgirls diehard pro player.

STANDO NO PAUA O MISETEARO

weebuu

DOSHTE? BAKEMONO!

+rep Spaghetto

+rep, very nice trader

edd il LE E' UNA FANDONIA!

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