My sigma's a gooner
She would rizz you if you knew her
Gang can't know that I ♥♥♥♥ with her
'Cause they'd say that I'm a beta
If she ever does mog me
I would tell the world she queefs
So she better not mog me
I've been tryna keep my mew streak
We got mad rizz, you heard them saying
She was the one who taught me to goon
She said, "I'll teach you how to edge soon"
We were in Ohio when I first mewed
She said "Beta, I'm proud of you"
I'm a full sigma, and she knows it
You can be sigma too