Sometimes it can be a burden to be so attractive. Half of the time i walk into a room and people just naturally kneel in reverence towards me. The other half, people try to murder me because they can't compete with my perfection. This makes it hard to find friends, as everyone just wants me for my looks and success. I often wish I could suffer facial burns and lose all my wealth just to feel what its like to be normal for a day, but unfortunately my natural tendency to be successful at everything prevents me from doing such a thing.