"All boobs are good boobs " Euughh... Yeah, not my wife's boobs. They look like a couple twisted tubers pulled prematurely from the dirt that only ancient Australopithecus with their prominent sagittal crests can hope to chew through. They're gnarled, awful looking things, hard and fibrous, unwilling to conform to any modern day or anachronistic beauty standards... A revolting sight indeed when she unclasps her bra hasp and lets them settle into the gravity of the earth like terrible fruit falling haplessly to the jungle floor.

But, chew on them I do, molars and all, and suckle what bitter nutrients I can from her stingy nipples because despite the ugly toughness, she deserves love, however hideous our lovemaking becomes. She is my wife, my burden, my punishment in this horrid world, and though I do not revel in my duties, I perform them with gusto hoping to change my fate.

I put a baseball bat in my vagina. I dunno, probably not the best choice. I didn't hurt myself, but I notice that between my legs were grey from the baseball bat. I inserted my fingers with a wipe to make sure everything is okay. Inside there is grey residue. It wipes off, but l'm worried. Did the varnish of the bat come off or something? Or maybe it was just dirty and I didn't know. Either way, the inside of my vagina is dirty. Should I try to clean it out with water or will it clean itself? Will it get infected? Should I go to the doctors? Pls help 😭

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🏳️‍🌈He/Him They/Them🏳️‍🌈/🦊💕Furry Lover / Fursuiter💕🦊
🏳️‍🌈Trans queer non conforming🏳️‍🌈/💔😢Depressed / Anxious😢
🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist🏳️‍🌈/💜Feminist / Pro-Women's Choice💜
🏳️‍🌈Pansexual Transhumanist🏳️‍🌈/👊🏿✊🏿BLM / Anti-White America✊🏿👊🏿
❌👮‍♂️Anti Racist Pigs 👮‍♂️❌/❌🧔Fight the Patriarchy🧔❌
❤️Anarcho-Communist❤️/ ❗❗❌ No Human is ILLEGAL ❌❗❗
🏴🚩ANTIFA Supersoldier🚩🏴/❌🔫BAN Assault Rifles🔫❌
🥗🥗Vegan living healthy🥗🥗

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