My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bathroom flooded and we had to soak the dirty piss toilet water up with towels and scoop it into a bucket with a dustpan and we dumped 9+ buckets of ♥♥♥♥ water that was COMING UP FROM THE PIPES FROM OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE we weren't using any water so it's not like it came from the sink the main bathroom or anything and now the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carpet outside the bathroom is soaked with discusting ass water and it's slowed down there's barely any coming up but uegeghhhh so gross and the plumber is coming to fix it in like two hours so like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 am and we have to keep watching it and sopping up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross water and did I mention I had to carry 9 buckets of ♥♥♥ sewer water outside and dump it and also we got dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss water towels in the dryer so the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dryer is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and when I opened it there was ♥♥♥♥ water steam ♥♥♥ so gross someone kill me

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The A-Wing is the fastest fighter we have, capable of matching a TIE interceptor in speed. Twin J77 Event-Horrizon engines power the craft, and twin blaster canons provide offensive weaponry. However, what we gain in speed, we lose in defense. The deflector shield capability is significantly less than the X-Wing. So make sure you use your speed to dodge lasers, rather than relying on shields. The A-Wing also carries a limited number of missiles.

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