Recent reviews by Codeman Ryan

PERSONA!

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I played this game so much on the Xbox 360 and loved and thrived every moment of it. The story is top-notch for it's time. Do I think it's worth the $50 price tag now? No, but if you are a hardcore RDR fan then maybe. It's a shame there is no online. It would be worth the 50 dollars if so, in my opinion. I spent hundreds of hours in both story and online on the Xbox 360. The graphics are slightly better then the 360 and PS3 but I think it's because those were tied to a 900p resolution and made it more blurry. All in all, is it worth $50? I don't think so, unless you're a mad hardcore fan then sure.

Working A Casual 9-5 In This Game Is Much More Fun Than Working An Actual 9-5 Job IRL. Now, Only If You Actually Got Paid Real Money For This..

One Word Isn't As Traumatizing As "OBJECTION"

Disregarding All Human Safety And Road Laws Since 2021

Tired of games making us make third-party accounts and with the history of Sony being hacked many times. It's safe to say that forcing this move will just get your personal information stolen in the future. No thank you.

Sony Be Like:
Give Us Your Email And Password
Credit Card Information
Shoe Size
Passport or ID
Birthplace And Address

You might as well ask me how many times I jack off on a daily basis on top of all of that.

My Personal Fallout Experience (From Games I Played So Far)

Fallout Brotherhood Of Steel: *SLIPKNOT INTENSIFIES* (Never played the game but just had to use that joke)
Fallout 3: If I named my character Seymour Butts, would my dad still leave to get milk?
Fallout NV: Thank God that my character got shot in the head with my ugly hobgoblin looking face.
Fallout 4: My wife got killed just like my love life.
Fallout 76: What in the absolute bologna farts and peanut butter up the area that doesn't shine did I play?
Fallout 5: Game not even out yet but planned (for the most part)

Don't listen to the SBI haters. The game is definitely heavily inspired from Forza Horizon but that's alright. The game is very fun despite the cheaters. I never played Test Drive Unlimited back in the day. I really wish I did but heard it was set in Hawaii just like this. It is definitely a beautiful landscape and I am still sad we didn't get the entirety of America as well. That would make the boats and planes more useful. However, if you like racing games just for the great car customization then this is a great game to start. Unless, hitting a minivan of a family of four is your thing then you have that too! You can also be such a menace to society with no restrictions and play dirty as much as you want. (Just take a shower afterwards with that stinky foul play.) Anyways, it's not the best racing game by any means but it's a solid top 10 for me. Game itself still has a few bugs that I hope they fix but Ubisoft aren't really reliable at all.

Be a mere human at start. Run into clusters with steroids inducers. Jump as high as the Empire State Building. (Okay, maybe not THAT high.) Run faster than a hypercar. Kill big mutated aliens that want to do some weird stuff to you. Do the weird stuff back and hit them with the tentacle bat. Get really powerful. Play Dubstep at that old granny's house that JUST annoys you for no reason. Shoot a black hole gun and make sure that kid who stole your lunch money no longer exists. Do some naughty things with that robot on the ship. T_T Show that big alien jerk Zinyak that you're the President Of The United States and blast him in the face with your Power Armor. What's not to like?