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2 people found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
dude this game is pretty freakin' sweet. There's a bit too much storyline for me, where I don't really care about that as much, but it's nice that it's there. It doesn't get in the way. The characters just talk too much sometimes. Nothing your own playlist can't fix. I don't like the in-game music much but again, I know most people probably will. The racing itself is good. Game is crisp and runs good, even on Linux Mint with GE-Proton-Latest
Posted 3 October, 2025.
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2.9 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has a ton of potential. The controls are good and snappy, but could do with some more customization; I don't like having to scroll through things by pressing the same button multiple times if I could press one button for one item. Choosing to drop items or auto-move them into your inventory works, but could be better. Shift or ctrl clicking will also make your character duck, or jump, or whatever.

The biggest thing about this game I don't like is the lobby UI when you're not in a game. Buying and selling items is clunky and weird. You get stacks of gold in little stacks of 10 that you then have to move to your stash or drag into the "place money here" square when you want to buy something. There are all these NPC menus that each do a different thing or have a different specialty. They offer quests, which feel kind of pointless in the free version of the game, which restricts you to one character class at a time, meaning you'll have to delete your character entirely to make a new one if you want to try another class. Some other features are locked, but sticking to F2P is very doable in this game.

Overall, for early access, this game is going places. Definitely something I'd like to keep playing on the regular. I don't think this game needs a tutorial necessarily, just better hotkey glyphs, instructions, and lobby UI.
Posted 20 April, 2025.
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7.2 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Having played and enjoyed CSD 1&2 quite a bit, I was hesitant to buy CSD3 because I figured they couldn't really do much else to improve the gameplay. The third installment of this franchise completely exceeded my expectations. Much like CSD2 did when I was only used to the first one. They just keep one upping themselves.

The food truck design invigorates the series. It's exhilarating to zoom to the next location and prepare the foods on the way. There's a ton of cool international foods that seem complicated at first but the game makes it easy. The voice acting is great and it's pleasing to hear the androids speak and talk crap or praise you.

CSD2 had too many decoration options for the restaurant. Which was cool at first but got annoying. In CSD3 you can still decorate the inside of your food truck but it's toned down a lot and the focus is more on just the gameplay.

Glad I picked up this game to add to the collection. I was recently playing CSD1 to try to fully beat it, but after playing CSD3 I don't think I'll be able to! Really excited to see what Vertigo comes up with in the future.
Posted 8 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
This game is freakin' amazing and I've only scratched the surface. Tight controls, crisp interface, hardcore rogue-like FPS action that runs buttery smooth on almost any hardware.

This game came out in a period of time when everything was trying to look like minecraft and it was a huge turn-off for many gamers, myself included. But after having seen this game randomly on youtube or something recently, I was intrigued, and the more I looked at this game the better and better it seemed and boy was I not disappointed.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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0.3 hrs on record
This is not a video editor. This software attempts to poop the media you input, based on random variables that you can choose. I really like the idea of this program and I think it could have a lot of potential, but ultimately I think if you're interested in creating YTPs, it's better to just get an actual video editor and learn how to make them the way you want.

The computer I tested this software on isn't very powerful, but a 10 second clip, which I told the program to poop into a 20 second clip, took almost 3 minutes to process, which I felt was too slow to be able to go back, tweak my poopage, then see the result quickly.

Did it do what I generally wanted it to do? It sure did. I took the clip of the lady who randomly breaks a plastic chair and farts for like 8 seconds straight. I told the program I wanted lots of reversals, mirroring effects, inverted pixels.. and it delivered. It was mildly funny, and I think there's some good value here, but I ended up requesting a refund on this.

The YTP Generator has lots of potential if it got beefed up, and gave you more control over which effects you wanted where and just became a more robust program. But at that point, again, you might as well just learn a dedicated video editor.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
This game seemed enchanting at first. I love these kind of older games. Started off okay. Realised it's permadeath so that means you have to start all over again.. okay no problem... oops died again.. now I'm tasked with playing it over and over again until I get the right combination of rope items in order to descend. That's where I decided it's a no-go. The controls aren't bad but the input is. A game that looks like this should run buttery smooth, it doesn't. I want to enjoy the music but ultimately I just want to turn it off. Get back to the main menu and there's no "exit" button; have to alt+f4.

I uninstalled pretty quick after this. Maybe it gets better, but good luck wanting to continue.
Posted 2 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Man they did this game justice. The upgrade works, feels, and looks amazing. Breathes new life into this old gem of a game to make it polish once again.
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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14.0 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Game is good. Controls and UI are not. It's painfully a port from console, and even then it doesn't have a good control scheme. Trying to cycle between your thrown items/equipments while in the middle of a zombie horde isn't a good time. There's even a slow animation that plays on the HUD before you see what you have selected. The controls in terms of the weapons is just bad and clunky. The save game slots/profiles are clunky. Playing co-op with friends/inviting friends is just clunky and couldn't be further from seamless. LAN play is an option but wouldn't work right off the bat.

On to the bright side of things. The gameplay is fun. Running around and grabbing onto ledges works satisfyingly. The story is engaging and keeps things moving at a good pace with plenty of side quests to do. Overall the game runs good and whacking the zombies feels good. except when they don't die!

Definitely get when it's on sale if you're a fan of zombie games to any capacity.
Posted 1 September, 2024.
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28.5 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
This game is both low and high quality at the same time. You WILL notice the bugs. I'm pretty sure I somehow accidentally duplicated like 24g of weed early on in the game because I walked away from the work table with certain menus still open. Play-testers are supposed to intentionally do things like that to get rid of little bugs, but it seems like they kinda skipped that step during production.

Generally, things work as they should. The gameplay is actually pretty dang fun. The narrator is kinda cringe at times but it's not that bad. The story keeps things moving at a good pace and prevents it from being a rinse and repeat soulless tycoon game. There's always something to work towards. Exploring the world is fun. You can only save every 5 minutes, and honestly, it's almost easier to just accept a loss if you get caught by the police than to try to save-scum all the time, which I liked. Slowly expanding your operations while keeping up with orders, spreading out your loot and dealing new types of product creates a fun and rewarding gameplay loop. I particularly like digging through the trash while I'm spending my level-up points.

Overall I recommend this game. Definitely get it on sale, though.
Posted 1 September, 2024. Last edited 2 September, 2024.
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14.2 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Great game. The aesthetic, the sound effects, everything pops, making for a great gameplay experience. Play poker hands to score points and play through several sets of rounds to earn money. Use the money to buy new cards that do different things like making certain hands worth more points, making cards a different suit, causing other score boosting effects. Whenever you lose, you start over, but unlocks remain in the pool of potential cards.

very fun and addictive game
Posted 3 August, 2024.
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