Guys a BULLY!!

this guuy took my doller, give it back now.

WOOHAHAHAHAHA

This guy's got a real talent for baking, and keeps everything food-safe to boot.

Funny ahh dude

Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

Let me tell you something 'bout a friend of ours-a named Jimmy
A made-a wise guy and a capo with the Gambini
But when he found out that they’d be whackin’ uncle Cheech
He take-a the boss, he threw him from the nineteenth floor suite!
Wasn’t much-a long 'til the mob all wants him dead
So Jimmy had no choice-a but to talk-a to all the Feds
The feds-a say they had to take him, use him as a pawn
So he ratted out his friends and moved to Saskatchewan
Fugget About It
Fugget About It
Fugget About It
Oh, FUGGET ABOUT IT!

play risk!

walter

HOBIE

BROWN

BRO

20 screens and atleast 5 of them are skibidi toilet and the rest are subway surfers

Booboo Gabba Bee Bee

This one tried to take me to "Frightening Frank's Funhouse". There were all sorts of "Evil Dudes", and it was me, my weights, and just a whole bunch of working out. Pumping iron and artillery. We spread everyone of them out, just pumped frickin' iron for three or four days straight. Two or three Humvees worth of bad guys coming inside. Honestly, it didn't seem all that fun to me.

Been a long moment past since I moseyed onto Long-Off Lane and fetched a conversation with this foreigner. But a man well-traveled knows a fellow can be just as long in the tooth as a home-grown fogey, and once you get past the different manner of speaking, there's a lifetime of tall tales hiding inside somewhere. I reckon this one was the first to tell me all about the "Kay E. C.", a national hero in his part of the world, who invented the "One Piece" and stomped hunger into the dust. Fact of the matter is, this one plumb survived off super foods and "cool dudes" who taught him the way of the world, on account of his strange nation having their holidays set to the wrong days, and so forth. But don't get it twisted: even if the day's not right, I can always count on this one to be on his way. In this generation of hustle-and-bustle, back and forth city boys, I know I'll never hear this one shout "I'm leaving!".

Hodor

this man literally came up to me and yelled at me about somebody named jimmy

sinisistar all sex

HOLD ON IM COMIN

-rep die u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

kicked me for no reason ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

The worst player

Broke the game by modding his xbox and playing unranked

Hacks

You s u c k black D I C K S

D O U C H E B A G

XX_XBOXMUTANTREMOVER_XX

Insane gamer from canadas beware. This man owns a 97 chevy and isnt afraid to drive it to your moms babqyet

これわ「Come Moment」なにですか？

dino moment

meesagj from GRAMPA Gold - Give me rat poison. I wish only to die! PS Have u been using ur phone on the t? tell arkadius to ive the thelema lasagna recipe hows the kids. MISS YOU Grampon

I have revived you to serve me, Doctor Millenium.

wew boy's this is a real come moment

AMERICAN DAD *IS* FUNNNY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

the klepper should DUEL me on YUCATAN or SCANDINAVIA.... BABY!

I always see this guy at the barber down the street, and I swear, this man has the freshest cuts. Big chunk of forehead showing? Never thought of it! Twist off the caps and pour one out for the copy-cats, because this guy's got style galore. And that ain't the half of it - the barber said he was cutting this guy close and clean before all the rest, and trust me, he's rolling smooth like D-L-C.

Caught this one dropping dimes on the brand new Judicator album. Well, you better believe I smacked that deavy dee out of his hands - I did that for his safety, and I did it right, too. And I knocked that dirty disk out of his hands and told him it was time for a man's album. I carry around the Lord's tunes, see, and I always prepare for these kids to give me the chance, first time ever I got to do it! And I saw this kid, I knew the Lord wanted me to set him straight with the facts of easy listening. So I took that stinking music deavy dee and snapped it to bits, easy to break, because they don't make those music frisbees like they used to, much easier to snap! What if it was a mistake? But it wasn't with this one, no sir. I gave him some Brill Building Sound! I bet he loved that. Doc won't let me listen to that anymore! Says it gets me too fired up, can't take any more pills if I keep forgetting them!

This person is a KLEPPER

I don't know any Casey from high school. The only Casey I know is my great uncle Casey, fought in the other War of 1812, the one they don't talk about. They had him stationed in Backhairistan for fif-teen years! Anyways, clock's ticking down and if I don't meet my fumo quota by the end of the week, they said they'd put me on dub duty. Gomenasai!

Jeez, Dave. This is Casey, from high school; good to see you're still around, but kind of disappointed to see this is how you turned out, if I'm bein' honest with 'ya! Always thought you were gonna invest in the new thing - remember all the money we made on the pastrami futures? Bought ourselves new cars, bars, and became stars all the way back in 2003! And now you're trying to sell inappropriate cartoons? And to a stand-up man like this guy? I don't think so, this man is lean and clean, like gasoline, except in that country, they call it petrol! Listen, we need to talk money sometime. If you're in Boston, let's have lunch with my guy - not this guy, but another guy. He's a Harvard smartie who likes to party, and he says he's got an insider tip on the next business-busting game-changer, and he'll be the arranger. For our millions.

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the man below me is a LIAR he is NOT a balogna, the lowest quality of meats save the humble hotdog, but he his a hickory smoked honey ham with a grand shake slam - and such a sandwich IS my favoroite

The guy below me is a liar. This guy is clean, he's been off the stuff for years. And it's so true. Inside and out, this is a good man with a pure heart, and that's how they slice it - and if this guy was a deli cut, he'd be the bologna. With melted cheese. A solid sandwich choice, though not my favorite.

saw his guy at the pink pony.... at firct i was gonna CAWL the LAWL but then i remembered he is not, now a man 18 and up

This guy is a killer. Like, I've never seen this guy kill so many poor, defenseless animals. I had a few dogs I had trained - losing them was a shame, but I figured something must have happened while this guy wasn't looking. But then my cats disappear - OK, no problem, my automated solar-powered Tier V Wingate Napalm flamethrower turret was doing their job of keeping creepers away from The Chest (TM). But then my pet peacock disappears, and I see the death message because I gave her a name! And this guy has the balls to tell me it was an accident... okay, buddy. Let me warn you right now, pal, if you touch my diamond armor-wearing horse, you're going down.

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MATOI RYUUKO!!!!!!

This guy sent me a link, but all that came up on my web browser was an image of a crestfallen animal. What's up with that?

I told this guy about how I lost my wife and two kids to a terrible accident and will never be able to stop blaming myself and he told me "tee hee". That still keeps me going to this day. Thanks buddy.

This man has the pass. Multiple passes, actually. Every pass you can think of, he most likely has. N-word Pass? Issued and notarized by yours truly, valid for a lifetime. The J Pass? Hell, lack of one didn't stop him from posting those types of images without proper clearance in the past. He's real good at that kind of stuff. Drops them in and reels them right back up before anyone knows what's really going on. This lad's going to achieve big things, he has the authorization. What those things are, he might not say. International man of mystery's gotta keep his secrets. But trust me, they are big.

I know this guy too