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Albanian Man 31 Dec, 2025 @ 1:58pm 
I got Acne on my shirt, but I exfoliate my ice
Albanian Man 24 Dec, 2025 @ 6:05am 
“Show your butt by appearing buttless.” -D?A
Albanian Man 13 Dec, 2025 @ 12:17pm 
I'd fall any where with you, I'm by your side.
Albanian Man 13 Jun, 2025 @ 3:18pm 
Jurangler
Albanian Man 7 Jun, 2025 @ 5:15pm 
millions of families suffer every year
Albanian Man 7 Jun, 2025 @ 5:15pm 
IDENTIFY theft is not a joke diego
Albanian Man 28 May, 2025 @ 10:59am 
I believe
bbq dad 26 May, 2025 @ 2:46pm 
time theft at his corporation
Loon Raccoon 26 May, 2025 @ 1:44pm 
steal his identity
Dgo 26 May, 2025 @ 1:24pm 
this guy keeps commenting on my profile, how do i get him to stop
Albanian Man 26 May, 2025 @ 8:38am 
CS, you and me, now!
Albanian Man 7 May, 2025 @ 5:18pm 
i am not afraid anymore
Albanian Man 12 Mar, 2025 @ 5:17pm 
i going to come your house tomrrw and make your door go down
Hosing 2 Nov, 2024 @ 1:25pm 
buckshot roulette? more like backshots rule, ett!!!
Uncle Daredevil 28 Oct, 2024 @ 7:54pm 
sorry man sorry man i take it back *backs up with my hands up in the air*
Dgo 28 Oct, 2024 @ 7:53pm 
LEAVE ME ALONE
Uncle Daredevil 28 Oct, 2024 @ 7:52pm 
no halloween steam profile? whatever.... *walks away*
Uncle Daredevil 14 Oct, 2024 @ 1:23pm 
2024
Albanian Man 18 Sep, 2024 @ 6:12pm 
2024
bbq dad 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:36pm 
2024
shikinami 10 Sep, 2024 @ 12:42pm 
hey bro can u remove some of ur showcases it takes like 10 lightyears to scroll down to read the comedy gold in your comments
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5 May, 2024 @ 3:49pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv (plz don't reject me !!)
Hosing 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:19pm 
hey bro can u remove some of ur showcases it takes like 10 lightyears to scroll down to read the comedy gold in your comments
Albanian Man 4 Feb, 2024 @ 11:26am 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
Hosing 3 Feb, 2024 @ 12:04am 
lets griffin together!!!! i love fortnite.
Loon Raccoon 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
󠀡󠀡 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
Albanian Man 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm 
IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?
Albanian Man 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm 
BOY FRRIEND ? <3 <3 <3
Viking 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16pm 
please comment
Albanian Man 17 May, 2023 @ 3:37am 
hey bud that's a lot of achievements u got there whats your password
Hosing 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21pm 
God, when I see Markiplier scrumptious face, my ♥♥♥♥ solidifies into diamond. I have masturbated on all of his videos without exception. His beautiful voice carrying me through the air.

I want to abduct him and destroy his ass, make his mellow voice scream in pain and pleasure. I want to make him only eat ♥♥♥, starving him of anything else. I want to destroy his mind down to the very core.

Then, once I have the perfect manslave, I will shove a pigeon up his ass, fatten him up with ants and mices. Before putting him inside a bathtub filled to the brim with lemonade.

Then I would slowly heat up this sugary mixture, degrees by degrees, enjoying his screams of pain, as the water starts boiling and cooking him, begging for me to stop, that he would submit. However I would not stop, I would only grin in bliss, stroking my ♥♥♥♥ furiously. Until I get a delicious Markiplier steak to enjoy whole...

Ah if only I could... I'm so hard thinking about it.
Albanian Man 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:07am 
this guy HACKS IN his achievements !! :meepyikes::zaglol:
don't believe his achievement stats!!
bbq dad 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:27am 
this is the kind of guy to have 62hrs and not have every gun.,......
Loon Raccoon 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:32pm 
-rep gave himself the left 4 dead 2 winter 2012 achievement in 2016
bbq dad 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:26pm 
-rep hacks achievements
Aiyandi 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35pm 
this guy HACKS IN his achievements !! :meepyikes::zaglol:
don't believe his achievement stats!!
bbq dad 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20pm 
-rep
bbq dad 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:19pm 
this guy can finally do it
:eli:
Albanian Man 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:09am 
she smells like lavender
10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm 
signed by kup
Hosing 6 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29pm 
s1 e5 @ 17:49

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s2e6 @ 5:06 and 42:47

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s6e5 @ 4:00 and 5:30 and 29:41

s6e7 @ 12:54
Albanian Man 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm 
h
Dgo 3 May, 2021 @ 10:38am 
miss you too my man
bbq dad 3 May, 2021 @ 10:10am 
i miss you. its 2021/. i miss you.
Viking 18 Feb, 2021 @ 4:42pm 
OH ♥♥♥♥ HERE THEY COME!!!
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bbq dad 21 Jan, 2019 @ 6:16pm 
comb your
Viking 21 Jan, 2019 @ 6:15pm 
OH ♥♥♥♥ HERE THEY COME!!!
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