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- Just your pro gamer
- I have a life unlike the person reading this
- If you kill me you are probably cheating
- :steamsalty:
- Just your pro gamer
- I have a life unlike the person reading this
- If you kill me you are probably cheating
- :steamsalty:
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ISO Number K
BroIncarnate 19 hours ago 
Driving along drunk one late summer night. Not paying attention. Taking a swig of my steel reserve and crash into a tree. Not wearing a seatbelt. Fly out through the windshield into a lake paralyzed. Thinking I'm gonna die. Wishing I still had that steel reserve. All of a sudden Catalytic Cracker jumps in and pulls me out. I'm looking up at the face of God and he breathes life back into my body. He takes me to physical therapy and helps me learn to walk again. Now we drink steel reserve together.
Kingsley 狸 3 Jan @ 8:09am 
Thank you for the lovely art. Happy New Year.
Aitumatic 31 Dec, 2025 @ 7:24pm 
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GnomeSaneBruhh 30 Dec, 2025 @ 2:40pm 
+rep actually my dad
๖ۣJJ 28 Dec, 2025 @ 4:49pm 
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