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A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on. But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants.

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What I miss about home, is the rain, and the greenness, and the pint of Harp™. And the evening before us, and the friends coming in, and the pint of Harp™. And Sally O’Brien of the way she might look at you. And joining the chorus; and the pint of Harp™. All the money is good and the suntan is free; you could fry an egg on the stones here. If you had an egg. And you could certainly sink a pint of Harp™, if ye had a pint of Harp™.

Let me tell you a sad story. There was once a young boy who was not well liked. The older his friends became the more bitter his hatred escalated. Every day they were beaten up so badly, he lost half of his face. His eyes were swollen shut and he was covered in bandages. To see how he really felt was beyond words, and every time it seemed like they could just keep going - the punishment would get worse. One day, a woman stopped in to buy some bread. He didn't listen to her. He didn't seem to care.

Then one day he walked right into her bed... room... She screamed and ran out screaming. The next morning she said to her parents "I don't know what I did to him, you're useless." He just stood there and didn't even move, all the while the old man tried to comfort him. Then one day there was some sort of accident. A boy was playing with his friends when a big wooden hammer f-fell on one of his friends... And knocked him down as well. At the hospital the nurse looked on, but still she said "Not that bad," and then something...

so i said ok

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I don't think i've been fortunate enough, though :v

I'm not familiar with how these new features work, but if it was you, thanks :¬)
Hope you've been alright during the current climate.

Whoa, i wonder who gave you the profile award thingy? Hmmm..

Sorry but I'm more of a propane guy

Math has been built on top of itself for centuries and it's honestly starting to suffer from this a bit.

There's too much bloat and too many symbols. I'm going to wipe the slate clean and invent Math 2 from the ground up with the main goals being:

Streamline it more so there's less clutter

Make it easier

Invent some new numbers bigger than 9 (look how much we accomplished with 10 numbers, now imagine what humanity could do with 15 numbers. That's 50% more numbers)

Get rid of infinity there's not infinity of anything in the universe so we never need to count that high

Make every problem solvable

Incorporate negative zero somehow

Less graphs

If you have any requests or suggestions, post them below. This is a pretty big undertaking so it might take me a week or two.

Yeah so I’ll try to be quick. I was in EB Games yesterday with my daughter looking at the PC Parts and I said something out loud about wanting a PC and not being able to afford one and I was approached by a guy who i admit was kinda shady but he said if i just give him my daughter and dont ask any questions he’ll pay for all my pc parts. I told him id need to think about it so he gave me a number to call. I mentioned it to my wife and she was mortified that I would even think about it but i think she’s being a bit silly. WIBTA?

EDIT: the acid finally wore off and it turns out I already did this three years ago. Nvrmnd lmao

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I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 📷. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.

Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger !

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I theorize that this trilogy has a story: a being is born from nothing to become a mighty and dangerous entity. Hence the changes in appearance and sound. The first one has a robotic voice. No humanity. It even looks lesser than a human until the second comes along. It appears human and sounds human-ish. It even says "Heir to The ♥♥♥ Throne" like some sort of war cry. Then this entity comes along and displays a form so realistic and strong. It demonstrates its power time and again throughout the song. There was no lie. This entity has claimed the ♥♥♥ Throne. This entity is unstoppable. The first song was a message. The second a war cry. The third a display. And the fourth? If that ever exists, I predict a different sound entirely. An aftermath of victory. This was the Minecraft profile picture guy and thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

OP is a Trump supporter.

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Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

This is a diamond truth, sleeved in adamant. You may argue whether this formulation of it is effective. You may soften it with reassurances of the separate deliciousness of both pineapple and prosciutto. But you may not contest it. As sure as the hard and clarion ring of the noon bell announces that very time, and no other; as certain as a moth is pinned with needle to a scholar's album; as ineluctable as the light transfixing the man who gazes at the sun rising above the hoary fir tops of the Yukon, so is pizza better off without pineapple. You may deny this. You may at this very moment be consuming the abomination itself, which I vehemently repudiate with this sermon. But you will forever live and eat in the knowledge that it is so, that you are wrong, and that you are judged for every moment of gustation, and that you will receive all that which is befitting your trespass. That is all.

Sincerely,

A concerned pizza aficionado

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C makes one of two sounds by itself. S or K Why would we need a letter that only mimics other letters? Sure, we currently think it makes words look more normal to add C instead of just S's and K's, but that's only because we have seen C's for so often.

If anything, C should make the CH sound. The English language uses that sound often enough to warrant a letter for it and it seems silly to use a letter pair like that so often.

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There's a party, alright
We don’t need the reason for joy oh yeah
Tick down to midnight
Tonight’s gonna be bright
So the grooves make me move oh yeah
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The other day, I (23M) was driving my car on my way to my mother’s house (25F) on the way, I (23M) saw a Kindergarten class consisting of 17 children (5F) (6M) (6M) (6F) (5F) (5M) (6F) (5M) (5F) (6M) (5M) (6F) (5M) (6M) (6F) (5M) (6F) crossing the street. I (23M) really had to get to my mom’s house, so I (23M) couldn’t stop. See, she has a clock that is very old-timey. She called me (23M) and said “the clock says 6:09 lol epic!” And I (23M) had to get their in time to take a picture and post it to Reddit for the Karma. I (23M) tried to swerve out of the way but ended up hitting and killing all 17 of the children (5F) (6M) (6M) (6F) (5F) (5M) (6F) (5M) (5F) (6M) (5M) (6F) (5M) (6M) (6F) (5M) (6F) am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? The cops are on their way and I need proof I’m innocent.

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Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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