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JZXV 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:35am

ur still gay

JZXV 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:35am

The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you.

JZXV 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:34am

Omg hai __^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =_=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o

JZXV 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:34am

suddenly angrey "You know what? I'm a nice guy. I'm tired of saying it." Turns around with the force of a thousand sons "One day I'm going to find a beautiful wife and spoil her with all of my money and wealth! You will still be sucking Chad ♥♥♥♥ wishing you never rejected me because you are a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥. Have a nice life, ♥♥♥♥. smirks and walks away, giving you the bird "oh and, don't ♥♥♥♥ with me again, or you'll be sorry" leaves

JZXV 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:34am

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob walks outside, and breathes in the fresh air] Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful. [SpongeBob immediately grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand. Squidward peeks his head out the window] Squidward: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on! SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Squidward. Squidward: Yes. Mmm. Right. Mmm. SpongeBob: Okay. [he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squidward's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squidward's house, Squidward has his clarinet in hand] Squidward: And now... for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. [He starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish

JZXV 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:33am

Hi 👋 guys(and girls and transgenders and blacks👍🏿), it took a lot for me to tell u this and I’ve known this for about a month ⏱ now, basically i was at a party and I had sex (yes I am 16) with a guy(it’s not gay if the balls didn’t touch) i barely know 😎😜😜 and I stared throwing up 🤮 and was worried 😧 I was pregnant 🤰 so took a test and it came back positive 👍, please don’t confront me about it yet as I’m still getting over it 🤾🏿‍♂️ but I needed to tell you before I started to show 👀 😞xx

JZXV 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:33am

Luke should've turned up in his moss covered X-Wing, right after Rey hits her triple, shouting "GREAT SHOT KID, THAT WAS 1 IN A MILLION", then ejected right into the air, pausing momentarily in the Crait sun, before IGNITING HIS GREEN LASER SWORD, then BAM ! 3 point Superhero Landing, as in the background the x-wing continues on it's trajectory into the side of an AT-M6.Then, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ duel of the fates starts playing, and Luke ignites a second blade out of the bottom of his sword, going full maul-style double ended, he rips off his top leaving a high waisted Ben Swolo style look, being a totally ripped old man, we see he's covered in all sorts of sweet jedi style tats. Then the First Order ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just open up on him, and he's force dashing, flipping and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ping ponging all over the place, reflecting bolts straight back at them, and slicing legs off the AT-M6's, force lifting them into each other and throwing the

old joe penis 11 Jan, 2018 @ 12:56am

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JZXV 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:27pm

martin is gay

JZXV 17 Dec, 2017 @ 6:34am

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx