嘿，抱歉，我看到了你的个人资料，我只是觉得你在照片中看起来很可爱，我真的想告诉你，很少看到女孩玩电子游戏，哈哈，我不知道为什么它是一个男人的东西，老实说，我真的很喜欢！反对厌女症，就像我在厨房里做三明治一样，我们真的应该玩 fortnite，这是一款非常酷的僵尸游戏，有很多可怕的时刻，但别担心，我会在那里保护你;) 抱歉，那不是。不是在调情 我发誓我只是想表现得友好 我真的很喜欢你的个人资料图片 抱歉太远了吗 真的抱歉 我真的很害羞 我不怎么出去 哈哈 在 discord 上加我 我们应该多谈谈 你看起来真的又好又有趣

I don't want you to see me as this, you know I'm better than this. I don't want to have this beef with you. We can go back to the way it's been. We'll do your movie nights your way and I'll never complain about them. If you want to talk more, my DMs are open. I hope we can put all of this behind us.

this guy uses bleed pickaxe

Poison Zweihander spotted, chad detected, GG!

the rizzler strikes again

hi ruby!

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+rep After a good game in halo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great halo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a halo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Much like everyone else I am extremely frustrated with how terrible of a lunch this was.

Hey guys i want to wish you all a merry christmas. Discord is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team i've ever played with.

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wait, wait, wait... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but... just when i thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol

The mom stormed back into the theater, grabbed her child (she was still holding the taser) and rushed out SO FAST. About a minute later the movie paused and soon after the cops showed up. They listened to all our accounts, and then the theater manager offered us refunds or to just go into the next showing.



The movie was alright

Five ladies walked into the showing late and spent a few minutes continually changing their seats and whispering loudly to each other. They finally got settled in, and then this kid started making noise. One of the women got up, walked over to the kid and told him to "please shut the ♥♥♥♥ up." The kid's mom yelled at her and called her a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥" and she yelled back and called her fat, and a major shouting match broke out. They walked out and continued fighting right outside, and at this point half the audience had gotten up to watch them instead of the movie (I was sitting all the way in the back, so I was able to do both). AND THEN I HEARD THE SOUND OF A TASER. THE MOM TASED THE OTHER LADY. TWICE.

Listen here ♥♥♥♥♥! I am the ONLY hot boy on campus! Only I am allowed to be hot and smooth with the girls! So BACK OFF my turf dawg! Next time i see you on MY turf hittin on MY girls, you're DEAD!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I can’t believe he would do something so horrid

anyways my problem actually begins here because the sister says that she wants our characters to still get married. maybe it is what my friend (her sister) would want. so we marry and it was fine good marriage however what i wasnt expecting is she convinced me to have to postmarriage sex with her (in world of warcraft) (wow for short). it has been months now and we still play and rp but it feels very weird as this is the account of a deceased person. it is as if a corpse is being dragged around and puppeteered but i cant help wanting to shove it inside of it. as a close friend who has shared similar experiences i really hope you can give me some advice. i dont even like the sister or anything im just not that happy of a person. help.

sorry to trouble you with my problems but i just really need a friend right now. so a few years ago i met this wonderful girl on world of warcraft (lets call it wow for short). we were friends and eventually started getting more serious. we had finally gotten to the point where we are going to marry in the wow (world of warcraft) but the day before our characters were to be wed (in wow (world of warcraft)) her sister logged onto the account to tell me my friend and almost new wife (in wow world of warcraft of course) is dead. how she died i still dont know. maybe a suicide or years of being at the papermill caught up idfk.

My son is 14 years old and interested in programming. We have gone through the tutorial together and then he did it on his own to learn the basics. Now we are about to go online and see what we can accomplish!

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It's False. No Way. Not This Time. We Created It. Not This Time. No. Not This Time. It's Totally Made Up. Pure Fiction. It's Fiction. It's Fiction. We Made It Up. We Made This One Up. It's A Made Up Tale. It's A Total Fabrication. It Never Happened. It Never Happened. This One Was Invented By A Writer. Not This Time. It Never Happened. It's False. It Never Happened. It's A Fake. It's Fiction. It's An Urban Legend That Never Happened. No Way. We Got You. Not A Chance. Not This Time. It Never Happened. It Never Happened. We Made This One Up. It's Fiction. We Made Up This One. We Made It Up. Not This Time. Wrong. Not This Time. Not This Time. You're Wrong. Not This Time, It Never Happened.

Sometimes you find notes about the history, and they are great... and then 5 minuttes later, somebody tells you the same thing. Why bother finding things and read it, if I get the story anyway. The game will force you to get the right story...
Then there is this level system. Like other games, the opponents get higher levels later in the game. That is fair enough... but claiming a level 30 guard to be apprentice seems a bit off. And suddenly you never meet the lowlevels anymore. I like games to be more of a sandbox, that I can roam.

In short: The game has one way you should play this game, and will do everything to constrict you of other ideas. There is no logic rules in this world. Only a lot of game mechanics, that makes it a mechanic game... You just do what they expect you to do... and hack'n'slash along the way.

They claim, that choices matter... no they don't. Not really. The story is always the same, except the districts gets in a worse shape. No matter how bad og insignificant the person is, the district is harmed if you touch a civilian. On the other hand, it doesn't really matter who you kill. And so what if it goes all sour, you'll get a lot of XP, and succed in the story still.
When you talk with people, you'd have to make decissions. Okay, but then the other person shouldn't be able to argue with me, without a possibility for me do change my mind...
At one point you can make a minor wrong, and you don't get a collectible. Fair enough... but if you kill him, the collectible is not there. In that turn of events it does not exist. You have to follow the games ideas. No thinking for yourselves.

Well, the game had a rather good story and a wonderfull atmosphere, with really great music! I had to see how it ended. The ending was okay...

but...
The game mechanics were terrible! So many annoying details, so many unlogic details and just plain stupid sometimes.
Sometimes in battle you loose go out of sight, because the camera hits a wall or something. Other times you try to dodge, but you are stock between a lamp and a small fence.
This guy can magically jump rather long and high, but it is the game, that defines where it is possible. You have to go through this house... though I could clealy find another way.
You can smash a lot of things, including barrels and boxes, but a small wooden door og fence seperating parts of London, is impossible to destroy. And no, you still can't get past small objects. You can't even jump over a small fence. "You need a key"... I'm a damn strong vampire, for the sake of...

PERHAPS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! A HALLOWEEN STAPLE... wait, what am I saying... this movie's great to watch ANY OL'TIME! Elvira is funnier than every cast member on SNL (on their best days) and she is hotter than all the Suicide Girls put together! This movie is a true gem: an old school Poe/Roger Corman-esque film with great practical FX, a intriguing story, outstanding performances... THIS IS HOW HORROR/COMEDY SHOULD BE DONE (... this and GHOSTBUSTERS)! SHUDDER ARE YOU LISTENING: PLEASE GIVE ELVIRA HER OWN SHOW ON SHUDDER... EITHER BRING BACK "MOVIE MACABRE" OR GIVE HER A NEW SHOW WITH A SIMILAR FORMAT! I'D EVEN SETTLE FOR AN ELVIRA ANIMATED SHOW! YOU CAN PUT HER ON SATURDAY NIGHTS. WITH JOE BOB ON FRIDAYS AND ELVIRA ON SATURDAYS, HORROR FANS WILL BE GLUED TO SHUDDER ALL WEEKEND!

Johnny Gargle Cock0.3 hrs
POSTED: SEPTEMBER 1
You cannot play the game with a ps4 controller, the graphics look to be as from 2013, and the controls are worse than postal 2. Refunded this immediatly because of how plain boring and the poor design that went into it.

Hey Pikachad, I like to see people make videos but I cant help but criticise this. This is just random humour; it doesnt mean anything really so it should rely on shock value and comedic timing. The timing of the entire video isnt dynamic enough to suprise a viewer. I reccomend putting a bit more thought into the sound design and timing in your videos. One thing that everybody shouldnt do is just say random non-sensical things and expect them to be funny by themselves. I hope im not missing any context required to enjoy this video because that would make my critique irrelevant. I think that everybody can make good content with effort and dedication and i dont want to discourage you from doing so by writing this comment. I am merely looking to help out by givig the perspective of a non-biased observer. I shall subscribe to observe progress in your work if it keeps going.

May your future career be prosperous.

"I am deconstructing the genre, within a genre film itself!" Baruchel says, a little too loudly and a little too closely to an unfamiliar girl at a party. She tolerates it until she doesn't, excusing herself to the bathroom just so she can get back to her friends.

THE MOVIE.

As a Canadian I must note that my tax dollars helped pay for this.

Stop stop stop ........don't stop please don't stop. Hi My Name is Dave and i have been Corrupted lol if you like anything Kinky this game is a blast so don't forget the tissues lol

The Electric Stare

May I ask one question?? When did this become a musical???... wow the beginning sucks, middle sucks and end sucks... I’d rather listen to one of my moms groups in the 70s, Herman’s hermits than watch this. Oh wait!!! Look my wall looks more appealing than this movie... sheesh!!!

In Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties Garfield switches place with a member of royalty, presumed to be a long lost cousin, but he realizes after switching lives with this other cat how bad his life is. You see Garfield and his family are lower middle class at most but the Garfield 2 is a member of the top 1% of the 1%. This movie isn't just about lasagna and Mondays, it's about something far more sinister, class disparity.

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"its actually really funny just my kind of comedy. if you dont like that movies acknowledge their movies then this aint for you its an over comedic and gorey movie. Think of it like Shaun of the Dead mixed with Movie 43. really liked the characters and the funny deaths."

- ClokWrkWhorange

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Frank Hennenlotter strikes again! First Basketcase, now Brain Damage! (Can't forget about Frankenhooker!) Aylmer is a slimy, pickle skined dildo singing Muppet. He will give you the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high, but you'll pay with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life! Definitely an original story line. A hilariously entertaining movie! The practical effects were on point, but the dated 80's computer effects were hard to ignore. Great cameos by the Basket Case crew! (Wish we could have seen Belial!) That would've been the ♥♥♥♥! To see the Alymer shoot up Belial! Would love to see a sequel or Part Deaux. *SPOILER ALERT*: Its implied that Alymer died at the end, but we didn't actually see it. Maybe he survives, or maybe there's more than one Alymer.... Considering how old the movie is I doubt we'll ever know. (Or maybe it's like the Three Mothers trilogy and we'll get the last one 30yrs later.)

I loved this movie and all girl gets revenge movies! Granted she brought it on herself kinda LOL. Even though there were some major technicalities regarding the effects of blood loss, it was still great. I especially enjoyed the fact that the men were way bigger ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than she was! I highly recommend this to any woman who's ever been screwed over by a man. Too bad Richard never turned around HaHaHa!!!

i just now realised that they call them miis is because they're on the wii and wii sounds like "we" and because wii is designed for multiplayers it talks about "we" as in us together playing the game and the mii is a personal virtual person representing you so it's a mii as in "hey, this is mii" and mii sounds like me just like how mii sounds like wii and mii is on the wii

ur a fake friend and a homosexual

I give u permission to play: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - Multiplayer
- No exceptions, all other COD games are DENIED for further play.

man goes invisible while playing half life alyx like a BOSS

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George Lopez adalah serial sitkom Amerika Serikat yang diciptakan oleh komedian George Lopez, Bruce Helford, dan Robert Borden, yang ditayangkan selama enam musim, 120 episode, di kanal ABC mulai tanggal 27 Maret 2002 sampai dengan 8 Mei 2007. Sitkom ini merupakan sindikasi. George Lopez dibintangi oleh komedian tituler George Lopez, yang memainkan versi fiksional dari dirinya sendiri tentang seputar kehidupannya dalam lingkungan pekerjaan dan ketika memulai membangun keluarga di rumahnya. Serial ini diproduksi oleh by Fortis Films dan Mohawk Productions bekerja sama dengan Warner Bros. Television. Eksekutif produser dipercayakan kepada George Lopez, Bruce Helford, Deborah Oppenheimer, dan Sandra Bullock.

dont tell me to drink pee u dumb butthole

drink poop

IMMA SUCC ON THEM TOES

im gonna suck on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TITTIES