Arizona Senator, Magister of the Ichorspring, majority shareholder in Nestle, commander of the decayed horde, Infamous Rhodesian cyber-warlord, owner of the worlds largest ball of string, first rapper to win a seat in japanese Parliament, inventor of cool whip, twelve times acquitted of war crimes due to too much evidence, simultaneously the guard that tells only lies and the guard that tells only the truth, performer of miracles, runespeaker, mcdonalds general manager, Notorious pirate of the great lakes.