💻 PC Specs:
🧠 Processor: A hamster on a wheel (overclocked)
🎮 GPU: A potato with RGB
🔧 Cooling: Screaming at it occasionally
💾 RAM: 2 goldfish with short-term memory
🔌 Power Supply: A lightning rod during storms
📺 Monitor: A magnifying glass over an old Nokia screen
🎧 Audio: Cup and string setup (5.1 surround)
⌨️ Keyboard: 50% functional keys, 100% rage-proof
🖱 Mouse: A brick with a single button
📡 Internet: Powered by my neighbor’s WiFi (shhh...)

🔥 Performance Benchmarks:
✅ Runs Minecraft (at 3 FPS)
✅ Can handle Notepad without crashing
✅ Once opened Task Manager without lag
❌ Crashed when launching Google Chrome