Recent reviews by Dr. Blunts Rollzbig, ThC.

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Rather entertaining, though the game crashed 30 minutes AND 2 hours into what was supposed to be a full 8 hour run on stream. Honking the horn crashes the game itself, and I cannot recommend it until this issue is fixed.

This game was fun. Was. With each update things got worse and worse, and i tried it again today for the 1.0 update. A complete disaster on all fronts. The game looks like trash, the music is some of the worst I've heard in a game, and the online is literally unplayable. Controls are a mess, but luckily can be rebound (doesn't change the menu icons, so you better memorize all that first!). Doesn't really matter when playing is such an unsatisfying experience to begin with.

Immediately after starting the game, it was locked to 1280x1024 resolution. There was no way to change this until after completing the tutorial. This wouldn't have been as much of an issue if it wasn't for the fact that I had no idea what was going on, because the narrator's voice was constantly drowned out by helicopters and wooshing sound effects. Even after I managed to complete the tutorial, when I tried to change the resolution to 1080p, the game froze up into a black square covering about 75% of my screen. I couldn't do anything else at that point.

[wilhelm scream]

And so, Stanley went into the Steam store. He navigated the The Stanley Parable, and typed up a review. What did he say? Well, let's see... Hmm... Ah, here we are. Stanley recommended the game, and said on a scale of one to five, it is a perfect 5! Incredible! Good work, Stanley. He posts the review, and promptly continues playing from where he left off.

This game makes me want to kill myself.

9/11