Recent reviews by Marty Funkhouser

im never drinking water again!

the people in this game are very racist

enjoy your worries, you may never have them again

No other game has made me have a panic attack this quickly. Props.

Great if you love cosmic horror. Greater if you have a sense of humor.

(Also, this is definitely one of those games that's best if you play through it blind. You will not be dissapointed.)

too hard, how do i even play? how do I even play with the game. I am not enjoying this game, because it is too hard, and i keep asking myself over and over. how do i even play? the gun is not too big of a gun. the bullet? it doesnt go too how do I even play the game. can someone please send me a link how do play game killing floor two. thank you.

too hard to play the game to even play the game is too hard.

:(

To quote scripture, that by small and simple things are great things brought to pass (alma 37:6). Once in a blue moon a company is able to produce a product that doesn't only peak my interest, but indulges the mind into a playground of endless creativity and induce a multitude of good tidings; This, too, is a legend. The artstyle satisfies the soul while the mechanics tickle the brain. Coming across this game was like coming across a sparkling, bright emerald in a dark cavern; I couldn't resist myself from immediately placing it in my cart and downloading it, giggling like a giddy schoolgirl the entire time. Dissapointed, I was not; To my suprise, what had appeared quintesential had surpassed even my own assumption of it's pristineness. My congregation of horses began to form from the earth, and I was unable to step away from the computer, not even to spend time with my family or continue my schooling. Thus, I was forced to drop out and be violently disowned from my family. It all was worthwhile, as I continue to have my flock to turn to. Every aching second of being out of Secret of the Magic Crystals is agony, as my ponies are the only true friends I now have. I look forward to grooming and training them. Soon, I will join them. And it will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'.

“Happiness, not in another place but this place...not for another hour, but this hour.”
― Walt Whitman

wow...... ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minecraft clone............. if i wanted 2 minecraft id just minecrat........... fix......... bye........

Why'd they take everything out of minecraft wtf valve fix it

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks