- I'm blaming the chicken in Dust II for my trust issues, thanks to CS:GO
- I mastered the art of defusing, but can't defuse my relationship problems, thanks to CS:GO"
- I speak fluent 'Rush B,' but struggle with 'I love you,' thanks to CS:GO
- I've thrown more smoke grenades than hints about my feelings, thanks to CS:GO
- I can bunny hop in-game, but I trip over my own feet in real life, thanks to CS:GO
- My reflexes are quicker for quickscopes than responding to texts, thanks to CS:GO
- I've strategized bomb plants but can't plan a surprise party, thanks to CS:GO"