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꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

I’m not proud of this but this was like 40 years ago when I was a kid left home alone when I was six (the 80s were different).

I had a hamster that was admittedly too fat from treats. I loved him. I saved up every allowance for more tubes and I had like this massive tube contraption that went all around my room. He got stuck because fat, I could see his little claws doing burnouts. I took out the tube he was in but I couldn’t reach him. I looked in the phone book and my 6yo ass called a veterinarian for advice.

They told me to pour in water slowly to press down the hair and of course my dumbass just turned on the faucet and I saw my hamster panic as the top of the tube just filled up with water.. I had now submerged my hamster’s head in four inches of water and flipped out and went to quickly turn the tube over and somehow tomahawk chopped it and ended up water cannoning my hamster across the kitchen. My fat, stuck hamster just got fully water boarded and hucked like 20 feet.

heyyy,so cute profile and best medic)added me

my angel