Someone bad at Dark Souls invited me here

A lagging tacogolem samurai named Lady Maria dressed as Sirris wielding longsword R1 spam invited me here after getting panic summoned, eating an UGS stomp R2 the minute he tried to help, and then proceeding to do absolutely nothing for the entire fight as he hyperspace lagged around in complete desync from both me and the crow quillswielding waifu host who also jittered around, facetanked through swings as if they had iframes & escaped guaranteed combos, and then proceeded to teleport into a duo double speed R1 spam death from ten feet away. I'm not too salty about the invasion, but I'm salty about the gall of the invite.

Invited by a random mage, attacked while I was bowing XD
rekt him with a great hammer too

more like, salty samurai, i rekkt him with a meele caster hybrid with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ritual spear, that apparently makes me very pathetic

Samuarai thanks for the easiest match ever.
#fgitgetrekt

lmao thanks for the invite samurai

thanks xD i love you too <3

I was invited here, because my opponent didn't used gestures, or used it wrong. I don't fight against so unhonored people, so i just put my dragon's tooth into bag and accepted my death. Many times. (Sorry for broken english)

yea i Know xD

salt
Guy loses. It's lag 100%

>gets memed on several times
"must be lag xD"

i just instal killed with cheat cause spell spammer
Dont need to spill salt

thanks for the invite!! I'll chock it up there with the rest. Invited by the ADMIN himself!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me am chinese me no english i get destroyed in gank

This group is amazing, I hope everyone in here you added just because you bad. What's up guys? I parried his ass right soon as he took out a curved sword in ds3 lol

LOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I didnt know the guy who added me was admin, dude you need a group because you're so bad? ;) GMS PARRY SHIELD OP!!!

hi

haha, you speak true Master, when you rekt some1 so hard they inv you to this grp, my ds3 is fulfilled.

So I would like to say thanks, bloodseeker. This is the first form of hate mail I have gotten. from a chugger no less. Anyway ty dude you have now completed my ds pvp experience.

So what is this group about?

Well then I've also been invited to "Dude you are a ♥♥♥♥♥", is there something wrong with me?

wat

>Invades at top soul mem
>doesn't expect ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wot

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LAAAMOOOO BBAY!!~

ah just wanted to say dat ur pathetic cuz u attacked meh when i was hosting a fight club and then u was running away for a long time