..to celebrate the joining of Luke 'Hodgy' Hodgkinson and David 'Sneeze' Simmonite in this Civil Partnership. I call upon all these persons present to bear witness to the acts of commitment which both parties have just agreed to. They have agreed to love and to cherish, to forgive and forget...

...and most importantly, to ♥♥♥♥ the brains out of each other.

You may kiss your partner. Congratulations, Mr & Mr Hodgkinson-Simmonite.

It has come to our attention that Cass - founder of the "No Drama Zone" in IMD - has scored a job as a sex line operator. I'm sure you'll join us in congratulating her.

We've even managed to get a little sample of her work...

Cassie.... (L)What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you (L) says:
i take my hand and slide it slowly under your shirt carressing your body and kissing down your neck feeling your body against mine as i shake with excitement at your touch

Spanish has a most awesome chargrilled chicken and melted cheese toasted sandwich! That is all!

Om nom nom nom...

Spanish has a most awesome chargrilled chicken and melted cheese toasted sandwich! That is all!

Om nom nom nom...

Enjoy!