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My life is potato. I have potato blood in my veins. Every day I go out to the fields to take care of the potatoes. When the harvest season comes I am very sad because the potatoes are going away and you know that you will not see them again. And that hurts.

Penis?

¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ ǝɹɐ sǝoʇɐʇod

*sheds a single tear*

*slowly claps*

I read this in a real book. Once upon a time, there was a student who wanted a tattoo. Children wanted him to get something cool. The next day, he showed the tattoo. it was a potato on his leg. Children hated him and thought it was lame. But he ignored him all. THE END