You can eat the Sandwich forever again! I don't know if you're supposed to be able to do it exactly, but if you bind your fists to a key by putting this into the console (accessed by the "~" button:

bind “H” “use tf_weapon_fists”

you can switch to fists really fast! Now, when you're eating your sandwich, right before the animation's done, press H (or whatever button you want to put it as, I just chose H because it's easier), and you still have your sandwich! Switch back and continue to chow down!

How lovely!

and so he wanted to post this:

Hello this is jesus if u do not send this message to 10 steam friends u will die in seven days. u will die from the souul of jez inside a horrific plush toy with button eyes and a sewed up mouuth. u wil be locked in ur room with blood on the walls and scissors in front of jez and it will slowly and surely approach you and cut yoy and will be the most horrific thing ever. it is possesed by son of buzz
so send this message to 10 steam friends or you will die in seven days

Heavy learned today that positive speech boosts self-confidence, resulting in a happier home! How useful!

Carrots are healthy, right?

THe HHRN could always use more recipes for funtimedelights!