My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

still want my honorary member star

Best dudes in tf2.

raped rave

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jay

excluded_idiot

NO

wish i had a fancy star next to my name

soft gaming

hung low at the bungalow

hooly ♥♥♥♥ this officer star looks dope

im so laid back my head is touching the ground

I'm inclined to be laid back.