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Critical xMASSx: IM PLAYING ADUIOSLAVE GIVE ME A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUTE
Syrix: DO IT NOW
Syrix: THIS GAME IS BETTER THAN WEED
Syrix: AND IT DOESNT MAKE YOU HAVE SOME UBER MUNCHYS
Syrix: AND ITS LESS EXPENSIVE
Syrix: AUDIOSURF > WEED
Syrix: KIDS DONT DO DRUGS
Syrix: DO AUDIOSURF
Critical xMASSx: WE SHOULD TRAVLE TO SCHOOLS ACROSS THE COUNTRY
Syrix: ITS LIKE YOUR SURFING SOUND WAVES
Syrix: YES
Critical xMASSx: HADING OUT FREE TICKETS FOR AUDIOSURF ON STEAM
Syrix: AND PANS
Syrix: AUDIOSURF TICKETS AND PANS
Critical xMASSx: THEY
Critical xMASSx: THEY'RE BE LIEK WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE THESE PANS FOR
Critical xMASSx: YHEN WE WILL BEAT THEM FOR NOT KNOWING
Syrix: WE'LL HAND OUT THOSE SUNGLASSES
Syrix: AND PIRATE HATS
Syrix: AND BROWN SPRAYPAINT
Syrix: AND AUDIOSRUF
Syrix: YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS CRITICAL?
Syrix: YOU
Syrix: KNOW
Syrix: WHAT?
Syrix: CRITICAL
Syrix: THIS
Syrix: IS
Syrix: {LINK REMOVED}http://tinyurl.com/3oynf87
It is no secret that we would not be true Knights of Pan without the noble company of our skillets. That being said, a Knight of Pan is not simply the bearer of a generic hunk of metal, but a weapon with soul and character, a veritable extension of the knight himself.
Thus, it is advisable that all members supply names to their pans as soon as convenient. Without a name, the pan is not complete, and without a complete pan the knight is not complete.
"Killing a peasant is seldom a point of honor. However, if the knight feels strongly towards the injustices of said peasant, death is an acceptable form of punishment.
The Peasantry includes, in ascending order of depravity: Any melee players, non-demopan demomen, soldiers, heavies, spies, snipers, scouts, pyros, medics, and finally engineers.
Engineers have proven to be the bane of many an honorable Knight of Pan. In extreme cases, it is acceptable to use the Lobber of Bombs against them."