Hi

Add me doods

WHERE MY WIGGLE BROTHAS AT THO!?

weegle, brothers. weegle.

WIGGLE

HOXTON SHALL PREVAIL!

you guys are amazing. Now wiggle !

Found this 'cause of the YT vid.

I'm now a follower.

Hello there, i am new student in you dark magic. Teach me about all your darkest Things, Sir!

Go forth, darkest of deciples... Thou must teacheth the world the true power of fruit salad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7oG9GFEZz0

HAH and Hoxton appears directly afterwards.

thou shalt fear he with no pants.

lmao, nice vid Goatman19.

n7hydra was an animal in this vid. i think hes your master?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI2vZaKqO5E

Sorry, I've reached my friends list cap, can't add in anyone else unless I upgrade my steam level. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Hydra please add me. I kept trying to add ya and it wouldn't go through. LET US WIGGLE TOGETHER!

Hey, you guys are awesome. I saw your Whiggleperfomance on the biggest german Gaming Homepage. You Guys are now legends in DayZ Germany. Sorry my english isnt very good, but best wishes and greetings from Germany. You got an awseome Voice! ill whiggle for u you on german servers xD

We all want Hydra to be back in the game! And btw i am still searching for that guys who killed the Wigglers for backpack. When i find them i ll feed zombies a bit

Beautiful wigglers, such beautiful wigglers.

As Foxyn says, I too do my own streaming and editing, which I'm very good at as is, as example if you'd go through the youtube route, you'd need to edit attractive thumbnail images for your videos....thumbnails draw people to your video, as well as the description, here's my youtube for reference. http://www.youtube.com/user/VendastelcaGaming

As you can see on my outlast video, you get a nice view of what happens, something scary! OH GOD, and a scared out of ♥♥♥♥ face. You record and edit highlights through whatever you use to record...I use my twitch streams! =D. Grab the footage, edit it...then upload it~.

From there you advertise, tag and send it around...then with enough help..like your fanbase here...THEY wil spread it for you. A celebrity is NOTHING without their fans, remember that.

Again though if you decide to go with youtube, don't be stubborn and try to do it on your own because if anything goes wrong it's next to impossible to get help from Google.

I lost my 10k sub youtube channel because a hijacker stole my account, and after being made to PAY for support, they sent me a generic response about how my details don't match the account in question (obviously due to the hijacker changing them). If I was with a network they could have helped me recover the account. x.x

That left me a bit screwed because I left college to pursue Youtubeyness a few months prior to that mishap. Don't make my mistake :P

You need to get yourself some trading cards on the go so we can add you. :>

About youtube, whatever you do don't drop everything to focus on it. Google is far too unreliable and don't care enough about small youtubers which makes it a dangerous place to get started if you go out on your own.

If you want to go down the youtube route I'd say joining a network would be your best bet to start. I'd imagine just showing most of them the video where you wiggled would be enough for a lot of them to accept you but I haven't done it myself so can't say for sure. You'd also have to shell out a bit of cash on a computer capable of editing, but maybe just uploading a few potato videos first would be good to see if you actually enjoy editing and stuffs.

I apologize about not being able to add any more of you to my friends list. I've reached the cap.

I love all of you, though. With great sexual happiness.

Bravo Sir! BRAVO!!!! A production worthy of broadway if I do say so myself. I wish to join you in your crusade to show the world what proper wiggling is all about.

M'lord.

Also, it's 5am and I know not why I still wake, mayhaps I shall get a sandwich to fill my plate.
shakhkahkehkarhkenfoalnwdkwajnmdea.

I've had a lot of people tell me I should go into voice acting or Youtube uploading, but again arises a big problem for me: I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing with voice acting because I know not any process I'd use to "get in". I don't know what I'd do with Youtube due to both me not knowing anything about video editing and me only owning a mid-tier laptop... Which means that even if I DID record everything and upload something, it would most likely be a potato-level of quality.

In closing, sausages.

I havn't really said this yet, I don't think.
I'm really glad that I entertained you all with the video, and I am truly thankful for both the comments given to me, as well as those about me. In truth, I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm doing. I don't play DayZ SA that much anymore due to a combination of things, namely the game getting a bit stale (as I play on my own most of the time) and the fact that running it is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fps nightmare. I will attempt to play with anyone who wants me to come along, just send me a message, and I'll come, if I am able at the time.

The diety Hoxton has presented upon me the dark magic of the richochet fist, and this is how I achieved it in three easy steps :

1. I was in the dark woods, alone, carrying nothing but twelve cans of tuna and a bag of saline. I was scared, and hopeless, and as I trudged on, the world got bleaker and more gray. I succumbed to forceful sleep. There, in my unconscious mind, I saw him. Hoxton. He penetrated me emotionally and physically. He had the body of Fabio, and his signature mask, the one the prophet n7Hydra portrayed in the scripture. It was wonderful.

2. When I awoke from my erotic-fantasy dream I was in front of the holy monument. The penis wall. Constructed in the third Era, it had seen the rise of many richochet fists. I approached it, and from it's inner loins I had the knowledge of the ancients. The base of the shaft shook at my footsteps, and I swung upon it's mighty girth. Richochet.

3. A passerby heard my screams of excitement as I richocheted across the wall. Screaming at my fists as they seemed now to have a mind of it's own. He stared at me, and told me to freeze. He told me to freeze, but By Hoxton I would not have a repeat of the infernal and treacherous deeds that were done on the day of n7's sacrifce. I charged the fiend and beat him senseless. n7 died for our sins, and this traveler died for our entertainment. I told him of the richochet fists, as he lay on the floor in a battered pulp, and I knew that I had finally reached the ultimate state of power.

guys if anyone is online now join blackwing server

Wiggle your way to the ufpnetwork.com Teamspeak there is even a Wiggle room!

Please Im in for it, wiggles shall save the world!!

lets do a wiggle invasion on a server! :D come on guys lets plan!

Let's all use our teamspeak to get the Wigglers together for some adventures. Bookmark ufpnetwork.com

Just saw a video of you guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6o8x67ApM8

YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!

We must wiggle our hearts out!

I'm all in. Just name the server and the time.


Merry Christmas to anyone who actually celebrating christmas now. Yayyy

http://i.imgur.com/z3HomIf.gif

We should totally get about 20 of us in game at once and just rove around the coast, then just jump onto someone and wiggle, silently. Then from the silence, comes the voice, and out jumps Hoxton and his enormous bottle of lube.

Don't know how we'd do this, seeing as servers are capped at 40, but yeah.

Could the Richochet fist technique be used to open food containers throughout the wasteland?

♥♥♥♥ stuck in hoxton mask. read instructions wrong. help

The blessings of Hoxton be upon us!!!

I SHALLT SPREAD THE WORD OF HOXTON

I wanna learn the Richochet Fist!

I shall Wiggle my heart out!

Sexual sacrifice is required. Hoxton is already inside of you.

Show us the way.

I shall spread the Glorious Words of HOXTON so that we may all Wiggle someday!