Greetings! Before you run into the fray, make sure that you have the propper gear.
-SCOUT-
Soda Popper
Short Stop
Reskins of stock
C.A.P.P.E.R
Mutated Milk
Winger
Pan
Batsaber
Atomizer
-SOLDIER-
Direct Hit
Cow Mangler
Air Strike
Righteous Bison
B.A.S.E Jumper
Frying Pan
Market Gardner
Escape Plan
-PYRO-
Nostromo Napalmer
Phlogistinator
Manmelter
Scorch Shot
Third Degree
-DEMO-
Iron Bomber
Grenade Launcher
Boot Legger
Stickybomb Launcher
Scottish Resisitance
Sticky Jumper
Quickiebomb Launcher
Frying Pan
-HEAVY-
Minigun
Iron Curtain
Brass Beast
Sandvich
Family Business
Apoco-Fists
Fists of Steel
Bread Bite
-ENGI-
Pomson
C.A.P.P.E.R
Giger Counter
Short Circuit
Gunslinger
Eureka Effect
-MEDIC-
Blutsauger
Medi-Gun
Kritzkreig
Quick Fix
Ubersaw
-SNIPER-
Stock
Shooting Star
Machina
Classic
SMG
Cleaner's Carbine
Pan
Tribalman's Shiv
-SPY-
Stock
Diamondback
L'Etranger
Knife
Your Eternal Reward
Conniver's Kunai
Invis-Watch
Dead Ringer

Any combination of these weapons can be used. End Transmission.

Greetings! If you're reading this, then you have been officially invited to the Grumbo Space Program! This fine establishment is here for the very few of us who travel to the final frontier and live to tell the tale! Now, before you grab your laser rifle and start kicking some low-down earthling ass, there are a few rules we must follow.

1. NEVER HARM A WELL MEANING MAN: Essentially, don't hurt little Heavies who offer you a Sandvich.
2. ALWAYS DRESS FOR SUCCESS: When we're out on an intergalactic rade of a server, we want to be uniform. This includes wearing the Captain Space Mann or the MK 50, and using at least one of our acceptable weapons.
3. DONT BE A ♥♥♥♥ TO YOUR FELLOW COSMONAUT: Fights and debates about non-GSP related activities could get you dishonerably discharged for good, soldier.

This concludes our rules and regulation. End transmission.