Yikes, already almost a decade since the band broke up. I think back on our time fondly and wish the best for all of you, Shore, Cake, Deci, Jobs, Suka.

Shore, thank you for your quick thinking and calming presence.
Cake, thank you for being that rock we could always depend on.
Deci, thank you for giving me that little extra push to chase the life I want.
Jobs, thanks for bringing some color to our crew. (lol it's ok he'll never see this. But in case he does, thanks for taking my Job!)
And Suka, thanks for keeping this old man company on those jump maps. Those were so much fun!

I'm playing DnD once a week with some friends. Message me if you want to join. XOXOXOXOXO

did cake die or pull a jobs and get married with kids

s miss u guys

Is this thing on?!

"Ohhhhhh shiny, what is thi.. *CRACK* ahhHHH it's a BEAR TRAP! MY LEG is shatter... wtf is that a GUY up th..." *BOOOOOM* *SNAP*

-sweeper has died-

<- Not a parental figure. Allow me to demonstrate: OOOOH BRIGHT AND SHINY OBJECT!!!!!! MUST. HAVE. NOW!

I would play with you but i'm not really an adult. OOOOH BRIGHT AND SHINY OBJECT!!!!!!

:o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPaZP8pUeDc

How I feel playing this game without u guys. I need an adult!

I captured a Charizard with my bare hands thanks to pokemon training. Charizard, Come! *flies away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr4IxMgHdDY&feature=related

10 hrs pokemon lesson. FREE of charge.

I'm cheese man

Cave Johnson here. Before you go, we'll give you sixty dollars if you let us take you apart and put some science in you. Now, you might be asking, "Cave, I have no bones left, and my blood smells like 92 octane gas!" Well, here at Aperture we're no strangers to the human anatomy. We definitely know how to take a man, or woman apart and put him or her back together. And if we happen to find tumors, well, we'll scoop those out too. Really, you should be paying us for this.

I must go, my planet needs me. Take care, guys. Cheers.

mmm. asbestos. it tastes like burning and feels like my lungs have sweaters on. However, this 31&1/2-hour Explosive Diarrhea I'm experiencing seems like an unlisted side effect as a result of ingesting the moon cheese. I mean, I'm almost boneless now... I shall be needing 5 more, good sirs!

Cave again. Good news on that sentient moon cheese. Our new lab boys say that the cheese takes a liking to zombies. Oh, and it might be best if you steer clear of moon cheese. While it turns zombies into harmless dihydrogen monoxide, it simply vitrifies regular humans. Or it changes their blood into gasoline. Might explain why the lab boys have been catching on fire around open flames lately. They'll have to invent some new kind of prize to give us for solving the zombie apocalypse.

Cave here. Lab boys finished up their work on that moon cheese. Guess what, moon cheese is sentient. And it is pure poison, just like ground up moon rocks. Good news is that we now have money freed up in the budget for more lab boys and testers just like you. Poor son of a guns didn't stand a chance. Or so i'm told.

Cave Johnson here. Lab boys are still working on it, but you'll be able to test our moon cheese soon. By the way, a key part of our moon cheese is asbestos. Keeps the rats away. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because thats not the grainy taste of moon cheese - thats asbestos.

I'll take 5 moon cheeses, please.

Cave Johnson here...zombies ate everything. But don't worry folks, we've got the boys up in the lab working on an improved grains mixture made of moon cheese. Accounting said we didn't have the funds to buy an ounce, but boy were they wrong. We only had enough to buy a gram. So instead we bought a metric ton. Of moon cheese.

Now you might be curious about our previous purchase of moon dust and how we got cheese from the moon. Let me tell you, its alllll a very scientific process that our boys up in the lab whipped up. They tell me that the stuff will make a great, low calorie cheese substitute on the grey market.

So while our boys are whipping up that new batch in the lab, let me give you twenty dollars. We damn well can't afford that but what do the boys in accounting know.

Caroline? Fire all the people in accounting. Thats one less department that tells Cave what to do. And now we can afford that twenty dollars.

Cave out.

<3 Daft Punk + Grains forevers.

I miss the grains too good buddy =-(

I miss the grains :[