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sup noobs

roob boi

im harry potter roob

i just read this for the first time and im dying, bens such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

i kicked ben

rekt ben

Can eye heff lasht weeerrd???

What stephen said was true if they played right they would of won that game

Ben you suck

Also nice trying to get the last word even though you are the one who initiated it by insulting us in the first place by saying that we faked the lag.
"We're behind, and soon to lose, so I'll fake some 'lag'."

-F33b, 2015
I know ur just going to say "oh that was a joke", but if you really do believe that we "take it too seriously," then you would know better than to start jokes, so u are either a liar or purposely making b33f.

All i have to say is... 9-9

Are you kidding? You're one to talk. I said NOTHING that past game, and of course when I die you have to all chat: "bad at invoker" just to start ♥♥♥♥. The only one who really gets "salty" is dmic in the chat, and does he really care? Do you think the fastest sophomore at Barrington high school who is in two honors classes and is passing cares about his skills at Dota? Obviously not, bcuz if he really cared then he would already be better than the other noobs like millie and alston. And about me, you say I "take it too seriously" yet you are the one desperately trying to prove your draft is better, and I am simply refuting your points. I even stopped replying in all chat, besides last game but that was bcuz Jax was Kappin' so I had to kappa back, and that all chat was harml3ss

Yeah like what the ♥♥♥♥ do you think is happening here ben? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck and you'll never be better than Stephen so can you please back the ♥♥♥♥ down and just quit embarrassing urself?

I don't know what ur even talking about with "The call downs and lich ults were so miniscule, as they barely landed multiple people". WE HAD ONE TEAMFIGHT! And in the 4v5, I didn't see one good stampede. I saw you stampede and do nothing, but i never saw you actually have a good initiation with it. Keith ulted like once that game, so obviously you don't understand how good it is. I'm also confused why you are indirectly attacking my skill with the "im not at all surprised u havent reelized this". There is a reason im closing in on 4k mmr, and there is a reason that ur 1k. Ever notice that when I play with you and charles we always lose? Did you ever consider why? Because you noobs can't handle the people I play against, since ur only other competition are 2.5k mmr scrubs.

Eye loled at th@ dm1c r0ast"can u learn moar than 1 guy in 700 hours? xd

vvvv

I loled since its like ben, ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Noob

Landing abilities? I need some help with that, lemme go ask dirge gamers... Hmm.... I'll ask Alston and jackson! They're really good at that so, perfect! Also kappa because I have 200 hours and you have almost 1000. You'd think in 750 hours you'd learn a couple more guys...

BTW, 1 two talk about essays- splitting it up doesn't make it any shorter!

Classic BEN, having another wet dream that he's better than Stephen even though he honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks and can play 3 heroes without feeding.

Also nice draft with the centaur warrunner against silencer. U realize that heroes a dead giveaway for ur initiation? we have global silence.... also, stampede vs treant protector? he counters your whole teamfight, and mirana is irrelevant bcuz we can just buy dust, even if i have to buy it myself

Are you dumb? Obviously on a proffessional level we would get shrekt with our 3 carry team. but do you really think you guys can pull off ur gay draft? We don't NEED to teamfight. If you guys are using ur stampede and omni ult (which neither players can use correctly btw) to escape, then thats a win for us. Also, good durability with the omni, bcuz u had tons of mana for him right? oh w8 you guys didnt think ahead to all get mana boots. chuck wouldn't even have a mek either if miles wasn't lagging from the start. he didnt disconnect on accident, he did it to try and fix the unplayable lag. its not like when he came back it was fine for a few mins then disconnected again

Gooooood ben. first of all, miles was lagging from the start. or else he would have raped charles mid HARD. also, there is no way u would have won when we clearly outdrafted you. jaxon sucks at omniknight. mirana does nothing in a push strat. you have no teamfight. we have gyro for waveclear and a treeant protector. maybe u can snag some tier 1s, but once we 5 man its ogre. also andrew armor on our towers

You didn't need the context from my comment for that particular thing. So great.

can eyyyyyye know what drizzle is

get drizzled

Ben by putting lag in quotes I don't think u understand what the use of quotes r. In that context it makes it seem like u believe we were lagging and you're accusing us of saying lag to cover up something else, which I don't think was ur intention. Excellent skills.

can eyyyyye be like stephen and miles

2 much ddos

Slow fings

i dont y thats funny

when d1d mascara bo1 get into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hey go to Zepira to check out the last 5v if u wanna see the match that literally forced team DP to disbanned due to embarrassment.
But what do you expect when Ben Bazayk is ur position one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VaGMDaStqc

PS Charles I think its clear you should put Creli on position 1 Slark as that attempt at an LC game showed us th@ ben is clearly not to be trusted. Anyways enjoy the match

C team can rekt ur new team in under 15 mintues

also lookin gat previous comments, ben-"im unbannable" lol ben ur honestly less versatile than jackson u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrub

ye ♥♥♥♥♥♥ raped noobs

♥♥♥♥ Pix disband

After losing 6 of the last 8 5v5s ♥♥♥♥ pix will be disbanding. We suffered through losing two of our star players milliemoo and zepira who now only make the occasional appearance. Even our star position 1-2 psypuck has been overwhelmed by being put in these positions underperforming on his most practiced heroes and who continues to be berated for his carry skills. My drafting decisions have led our team to underperform and has led us to lose in less than 25 minutes. We would like to take the offer from swift scout for counseling as we all desperately need it after the last 2 games.

uh
well now u hav alston. so. there goes ur initiation. also, charles is bad. sam sucks almost as much dmic, and now we know that u hav 2 people addicted to farming.also gr8 u guys can farm faster than us. it just goes to sho on a comfort hero like ta its not even bad. play someone actually hard and we'll see vg hao u guys do farming. the point is u cant handle our brain power and strats. when u guys r ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out semen from the anal we give uu will see 4 urself. pece out -Str8.WeggZ

u guys r noobs

uh...u guys r never allowed on this team uninstall u peruvian trash

u guys r ♥♥♥♥

yes

w1se

C team is charb

Rubba dub dub get in my tub!

imma say we coud 1v1, they aalll get 1 practice game on a hero noce of them hav played on unfair bots, then 1v1. it will demonstrate their ability to adapt to a hero we might need themm to play that they are unfamialer with.

well hes jv boi but if he provez sw4g batrida skilz then he be varsity.

Is Dominic on the team now? Or is he 2 nub

i think dominic is the player of the week for his slark and batrider games