https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8kgwWq1seU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8

Moroznyye, lyutyye byli den'ki,
Byl grozen godok sorok pervyy.
V kol'tso pod Moskvoyu szhimalis' polki -
Fashistskikh zlodeyev rezervy.

Udalaya gvardiya, da boyevaya gvardiya,
Otchizny sovetskoy zheleznyy oplot.
Moguchaya i skoraya, ta samaya, kotoraya
Bez ustali rubit, bez promakha b'yet,
Bez promakha b'yet!

My grud'yu stoyali za zemlyu svoyu,
I vrag poluchil po zaslugam.
Uzh on ne zabudet vovek Vereyu,
Zapomnit i Klin, i Kalugu!

Nagrada za podvigom smelym idet,
I Stalin beseduyet s nami.
On smotrit v glaza nam, i ruki nam zhmet,
I darit Gvardeyskoye znamya!


Poka ognevyye ne smolkli boi,
My zhara v dushe ne ostudim.
I podvigi my uvelichim svoi,
I novuyu slavu dobudem!

(_̅_̅_̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j­̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅_̅_̅_̅()ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็

trading knife

tryme is the entity that has brainwashing power over all of us

no

try me, is that a prostitute app or somethin

Anybody need me to turn on tryme?

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farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate

if you were born in september, it's pretty obvious your parents started their new year with a bang

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i got mugged by a german yesterday. ill admit, i did nazi that coming

time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana

need an ark to save two of every animal? i noah guy

atheists dont solve exponential equations because they dont believe in higher powers

to write with a broken pencil is pointless

its not that i did not know how to juggle, i just didn't have the balls to do it

did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? hes all right now.

have you ever tried to eat a clock? its very time consuming

i was wondering how fast the baseball was going, then it hit me

my friend phillip got his lip removed today, so now we call him phil

i used to be addicted to soap but im clean now

i ate a treadmill and now i have the runs

When ever i see a ♥♥♥♥ in the street, I cover my cat's eyes so she wont be jealous of my new dinner

♥♥♥♥ magic

Sometimes, I like to whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and smack people across the face with it.

Sometimes when my mom is gone i put on her make up because I'm beautiful

when im home alone i like to cover my self in vaseline and slide across the floor because I'm a slug.

Hello? I'm here for laxative pills to cure my constipation. I'm about to have diarrhea! Anyone there ?

gaysians

if you're a ♥♥♥♥ and you know it clap your hands!
Check That

*clap* *clap*

your not funny

what is goin on

kevin giv me mod cus we are civ mans

who is everyone

why notjust mst kevin why english class