Welcome to the Queen's Army chaps! (And chappettes) We're here because the reserves dried up and now we need to find new soldiers. Good hunting lads! (And lasses.) butts

WHO'S DECISION WAS THIS!? I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS STUFF.

We hit 30 members! Good job lads, I thought I'd like to add a little bonus for gainin' 50 members! When we hit 50 members I will release the official Scrumpy Club Ensignia spray! So happy huntin' laddies!

We are goin' to search for Scrumpy Warrior material for our club! If you see a noble Demoman wielding his bottle o' scrumpy in hand proudly, give 'em an invite to the Scrumpy Club! Lets try gettin' 50 Members! Have a nice day laddies!