So I was offered sex today by a 20 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of dishwashing liquid in facebook. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Joy Ultra Concentrated Dish Liquid. It is powerful on grease and can clean up to 5,000 dishes with one sachet. "Sa isang patak, kayang hugasan ang sangkatutak!" Now available in lemon scent.

ayee

Sorry, I was laid alot already <3

Neek es wird alles besser ! Belieeve

v dafuq ♥♥♥♥♥ v

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it.

sweg

<3

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