We Need Recrutes For The Pyro Rebellion

Shadow the Hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly little ♥♥♥♥ out, and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. And he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "T̡ ͢͝H͢ ̷̨͡I ̡̡҉S͜ ͠ ͢҉B̴ ̶̕Í̡ ̷̀G" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's like this walnut except way smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like: BOOM! That's right, all spike, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before this piss dr-r-r-r-r-r-roplets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.