Hello im alcatraz and i snort crack cocaine out of a black girls ass crack every other tuesday.

my name is sausagecat and i am made of sausage

hello my name is Jose and I'm really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay. Sometimes I like to take my feet and put them up people's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mostly just out of pleasure. Some would say I have a problem, but others would say people need to just have bigger ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're welcome. Have a great day! :D

hi chris, we accept you here, feel free to come to us in any time of trouble you may have.

hi, my name is chris and im an alcoholic

i would like to formally thank you all for joining my club, cant wait to get to know y'all

am i a pretty princess now?